The Ultimate Card: Perseus And Andromeda Didn't Love Each Other And Got Married For You Guys To Ship

The ultimate card: Perseus and Andromeda didn't love each other and got married for you guys to ship them with their enemies.

Andromeda didn’t bear Perseus 9 children for y’all to ship her man with Medusa.

In the same vein, there's also some kind of poetic justice in the fact that Frankenstein is Victor's last name, yet people who haven't read the book believe that this is in fact the monster's name.

Basically: This guy neglected his own son and treated it like a monstrosity from the beginning, so not only that he will be killed by his own creation, but the world will remember his name as his son's instead.

I love how over 90% of the Frankenstein Fandom decided to name Frankenstein's Monster "Adam Frankenstein" because he refferred to himself as the "Adam of your labours" at one point. Let's keep it that way.

Nevermind, someone actually cared to give an explanation to this part:

"a god" *Athena watching Heracles struggling with the lion's skin and laughing her ass off until she got bored of this show and gave him the idea*

Yup, this is exactly what happened don't ask me!

I've probably already talked about it, but I cannot get over this topic.

So Heracles' first labour was to kill the Nemean Lion, an animal whose skin couldn't be pierced by anything. In the most common version of the myth Heracles managed to do that by wrestling him to death. But then we also know that Heracles made himself a cape out of his skin, despite the fact that it was said to be indestructible. So how did he manage to do that in the first place?

Did he use an indestructible sword? Did he sew it with the lion's claws? Did he removed the lion's internal organs and then wore him like an onesie?

That would be quite hilarious, actually...

I approve.

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There are certain things from Greek Mythology that barely make any sense, so being confused or putting yourself lots of questions is understandable.

However, I will never forget that one Reddit guy who wrote something like: "How is it that Prometheus' liver regenerates itself every day but Ouranos' dick doesn’t grow back? Greeks were stupid." and didn't give a second thought to their own comment before posting it.

Imagine them taking care of baby Andromeda. XD

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