Imagine Them Taking Care Of Baby Andromeda. XD

Imagine them taking care of baby Andromeda. XD

Listen… Persomeda Sleeping Beauty au

I'll just assume that the reason why Thanatos doesn’t canonically have any lover is because if someone would have sex with him it would be considered necrophilia since he's Death.

When the artist doesn’t know the difference between Minotaur and Centaur:

Dude, even his face looks as if he regrets being painted like that.

My brain every time somebody is talking about Medusa:

"You don't understand! If Medusa isn't portrayed as a Rape Victim then people would no longer have a Symbol of Rape/SA Survivors!"

Literally Greek Mythology:

Note: I know that some of them aren’t 100% accurate, but this list is from Wikipedia so yeah...

Here is a short list with all the guys which I find to be husband material

TW: Sarcasm and Dry Humor

1. Vincent Van Gogh's Skull Of A Skeleton With Burning Cigarette

He perfectly understood the assignment when I told him that I'm the girl to die for. Overall a good match, though I don't like Cigarettes After Sex.

2. The Demonic-Looking Incubus From The Nightmare

He never leaves you, sits on you, and is always by your side. Sure, he leaves hair everywhere, but if there's one thing everybody needs at the end of the day, that is a beast in the bed.

3. The Cyclop

There's a woman naked in the field, yet he chooses not to look at her, because he understands the fact that by laying his gaze upon her he ends up objectifying her body, and his love for her is surpassing the physical attraction one could have for the human flesh. We have gentleman behaviour right here!

4. The Ghost Of A Flea

Two words: BIG BOY.

And as if it wasn't enough, just look at way he's holding that cup. You can easily tell that he's pretty skilled with his hands.

5. The Great Red Dragon

Look at that glorious Gluteus Maximus. He must be one hell of a baker, because the cake is clearly delicious. Furthermore, he has not one, but seven heads. Each one of them being horny.