So I'm An Aroace Nonbinary

So I'm an aroace nonbinary

Basicly, I'm a void of human that exists to fuck shit up!

You know that video with the screaming deer? That's been my mood throughout this whole summer. :I

I was in a waterpark's wave pool yesterday and heard another person say "I don't care if I'm drowning, I want bigger waves!"

And I can't tell if it's inspirational or symbolic for depression

More quotes because fuck me and my family are weird:

"I like that top. If I didn't have tits, I would wear it."

"Are you ok?" "No, I just got attacked by a clock"

"I'm related to a murderer?! And here I thought I would be the first to kill someone!"

"If my frog isn't on my bed when I come back, I'm going to rip your raccoon's butthole open!"

"What does outside have to offer me? Loud noises and annoying people? No thanks."

"Can you not be horny for one minute?" "That's to much to ask of me"

"I don't care if it's almost midnight! Two people updated their fanfics and I'm going to read them!" <I'll be honest, this one's me~>

I had a dream where how you acted in life defines how you die

Examples:

Those who refused to listen to what others had to say and only cared about their opinions were subjected to a variety of loud noises until they kill themselves

Those who bullied others were put into a gas chamber and had to compete for a faulty gas mask that killed them anyway

Those who only cared about theirs and others appearance were injected with a serum that melted them from the inside

There were more, these are just the ones I remember

You know what? I'm not normal either. So have some of my strange quotes:

"Wait, it's not normal to feel concerned when given affection?"

"You're asking for advice from someone who had a dream about a pizza sauce roller coaster"

"How could you tell my brain keeps turning on and off on me?"

"I didn't ask your gender, I asked if you wanted to scream at someone with me"

"I just want people to question my existence by just looking at me!"

"Keep talking in that tone of voice and I'll start scream singing 'We Don't Talk About Bruno' at you!"

"I hope you know my preferred method of murder is arson"

"Ok, I have like, five swords in my attic, give me a name and I'll die them"