You Know It's A Good Day When I Title A WIP "people Are Gonna Hate Me For This"

You know it's a good day when I title a WIP "people are gonna hate me for this"

News: New space thing happened

Me: And we're all gonna die..?

Something possessed me on the car ride back home from therapy so here's the Redacted characters playing fuck marry kill with the lyrics of this song

"An army of Furbies that won't stop chanting the Lord's prayer

A can of rigatoni on the street

Going over to a friend's house for a sleepover for the first time, and their dad wants them to pop a cyst on his back, but they're really squeamish and faint, but he's in a lot of pain so you have to do it"

•Asher would marry the Furbies, fuck the can of rigatoni and kill that last situation because he would also be squeamish and faint and he'd rather kill a guy to avoid that.

•Guy, knowing better than Ash, would kill the Furbies, fuck the rigatoni and marry the dad situation because "who knows maybe he'll die soon and I'll inherit all his money... Honey what do you mean 'he's not that kind of daddy'?"

•Vega would fuck the Furbies, kill the rigatoni, and he just makes a very confused and slightly disgusted face at you when you describe the last scenario before walking off and never speaking to you again.

•Elliott kills the Furbies, marries the rigatoni (I honestly don't know why it just feels like an Elliott thing to do), and fucks the dad despite all the horror going on.

•David refused to answer any of these and just walked out of the room.

•Sam would kill the Furbies because "I swear to god, Darlin', I had one of 'em as a kid and it tried to kill me," marry the rigatoni and fuck the dad situation.

•Gavin would marry the Furbies ("my little underlings" (his words not mine)), fuck the can of rigatoni, and kill the dad because "ew."

•[Damien disapproves]

First off, I love you for this, Porter/Bright Eyes is a great ship and you're so cool for making that happen

Second off, I think Bright would suggest something crazy/weird like just going into the woods and climbing some freaky tall trees just for the fun of it to which Porter is like "what the fuck? no, why would we do that" and he suggests going out to dinner or something like that, which is way too fancy for Bright so they settle for buying snacks and pastries and then eat those on a picnic in the woods

Hey so as some of you may know I have a Bright eyes fic called "OK just one more punk progeny won't hurt"

And later on (in like a couple chapters) Bright eyes and Porter go on a date (because I'm making this ship happen!)

But Im a little stunted as to what exactly they'd do or where they'd go

So I want your opinion

If Bright eyes and Porter went on a date what do you think they'd do?

Tagging: @darlin-collins @anexistingexistence

highly recommend everyone to follow at least one artist who makes fanart for a fandom you know absolutely nothing about because I know jack-shit about tma but god is that Gerry guy hot

"It's mainly Vocaloid" as in you want to keep it mainly Vocaloid or as in you want some other stuff? Because "Once a Catholic, Always a Masochist" by Fangbanger is pretty cool I highly recommend giving that a listen

Hey anyone got any recommendations for my gay religious trauma playlist? It's mainly vocaloid