We're Having More Character Nicknames Because I'm Bored! Unempowered Listeners Edition:

We're Having More Character Nicknames Because I'm Bored! Unempowered Listeners Edition:

Honey: My beloved menace (/favorite menace)/Mine/Guy (but very affectionately if that makes sense?)

Sunshine: Moonlight (because a: they love the night sky and b: they love the idea of having matching names for each other)

Smartass: Smartmouth/Mister Know It All

Ollie's Babe: Ollie/My Favorite

Flyboi Ivan's Baby: Dearest/Pretty Boy

Angel, talking about a video game character: Davey, you do not understand, I love them.

David: Good for you- Why are we bringing this up again?

Angel: And I will spend money to get them.

David: Angel no-

OHMYGODTHANKYOU

I was so worried T-T

Tumblr people, please tell me if the audio and the subtitles are timed correctly. On my phone it sounds delayed and on my laptop it sounds fine - I'm going crazy here ;-;

[Flashing Lights and Loud Noise warning!]

(I'll post the full version of this once I've figured out wth is going on btw it's almost done ^^)

It's too sunny outside to be writing angst so what am I doing?

Staring at a wall of text hoping it'll finish itself, of course.

So, is someone going to tell me why the second part is just a thousand words longer than the first? Where did all that motivation come from?

(What do you mean I should just take a screenshot on my laptop? The shit quality is part of the comedy!)

If

"You're not a damn tank"

"Not when it comes to emotional abuse, no. But my body can take plenty."

And

"How very cold of you, precious. And I really thought we had something."

Sound good to you, then you might want a Darlin- and/or a Quinn-themed playlist because music is fun.

(Yes, the Darlin one is titled "Tanking the Pain all the Way" because I wanted the pun, why do you ask? Also, I made a Charlie (Yuurivoice) mixtape months ago, so if anyone asks I can link that as well.)