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We're Having More Character Nicknames Because I'm Bored! Unempowered Listeners Edition:
Honey: My beloved menace (/favorite menace)/Mine/Guy (but very affectionately if that makes sense?)
Sunshine: Moonlight (because a: they love the night sky and b: they love the idea of having matching names for each other)
Smartass: Smartmouth/Mister Know It All
Ollie's Babe: Ollie/My Favorite
Flyboi Ivan's Baby: Dearest/Pretty Boy
Describing Redacted characters in one sentence or less (brackets don't count) but it gets progressively less comprehensive:
David: Big werewolf alpha dude (not the cringe kind)
Milo: Smol werewolf dude (the big kind)
Damien: Hot tsundere (literally)
Morgan: Non-existent
Guy: A heart-shaped pizza with all your favorite toppings that you can top yourself if you want-
Nick: Cat boi (definitely the cringe kind)
Ollie: Comfort food
Blake: Cold soup
Gavin: The reason I cry myself to sleep once a week
James: Needs to go tf home.
Asher: The canonical energizer bunny
Lasko: Me
Huxley: Me on anxiety meds
Caelum: Cotton candy given human form.
Anton: A testament to Erik's voice acting and general acting skills.
Marcus: Very killable.
Kody: Looks like great cake but actually went bad five months ago.
Elliott: Had an edible for breakfast and hasn't eaten since.
Hudson: Trying to eat serotonin with chopsticks.
Brachium: An edible pretending to be a gummy worm.
Vincent: Talks like what perfume tastes like.
Ivan: Saltwater in your eyes but it might just be your tears and you honestly don't even care at this point.
Aaron: Sand in your mouth and between your teeth but you're enjoying it.
Sam: If blankets could talk, they'd sound and speak like him.
Eric: That feeling you get when looking at an empty closet.
Camelopardalis: Anxiety meds in the form of a flesh prison.
Avior: If you unhinged your jaw, you could eat him.
Vega: You can drink him with a straw (and only with a straw).
Hush: You can eat him.
Sometimes I wonder, will redacted ever have an actual end? Like, obviously Erik will stop posting sooner or later, but will we have a finished plot? Is there en end? Can there be one?
That would be hard to do, considering how many characters there are, but it is possible. Just like how ivan's or geordi's playlist ended. Maybe some characters would have a happy ending while others broke up with their listeners. Or maybe some will die....Anything could happen really.
But then again, it could just be a discontinued story, left to our imagination.
Just a thought 🤷♀️