Not Me Writing A Thing And A Hundred Words In Getting Hit With The Perfect Title.

Not me writing a thing and a hundred words in getting hit with the perfect title.

Anyway, I'm currently writing a Darlin&David one-shot titled "Redemption" that will feature the "Major Character Death" tag so I hope you're excited for whenever I finish that-

Freelancer @ Kody:

Kody @ Freelancer:

Freelancer @ Kody:

Ghost lore for the Redactedverse because Stranger and Xavier ghost headcanons are my guilty pleasure:

-Ghosts are dead people who died before they were supposed to, so now the rest of their life force keeps their souls around until it runs out.

->Aka: You didn't die of natural causes? Well done, you're a ghost now until you do.

-Ghosts can transfer their life force to another ghost.

->They can't transfer their life force to humans, as they are entirely incompatible in that way.

-People who were consumed by shades turn into ghosts indefinitely as long as their life force is on Elegy within the Shade.

->When the shade is killed before it can use up all of the life force, it is released into Elegy, and the ghost it originally belonged to is bound to be a spirit for the rest of time.

->If the shade uses up all of the life force, the ghost also passes on.

-Ghosts can't interfere with Elegy. They can't interact with inanimate objects and they can't interact with people.

-Ghosts can use d(a)emons' rifts and go to Aria without sustaining any damage or having their life force drained at a faster rate.

-Demons can't see ghosts, but daemons can and serenity daemons specifically can also feed on ghosts' feelings.

->However, any memories of interactions with ghosts are magically erased from daemons' memories or changed into memories of interactions with a normal human in Elegy.

-Ghosts can't touch water just like vampires can't go into the sun. If a ghost makes contact with water, they are immediately transported to the river of death with no way to return.

Might do some more of these another time, but so far this is all I've got. Hope you enjoyed ^^

Redacted Characters And Listeners As Things That I Or My Friends Have Said/Conversations We've Had:

Marcus: I wish I saw what people see in me fr

Asset: A bunch of organs?

Milo: But ok I wouldn't have high standards if I was Benedict Cumberbatch

Asher: Anyway, hope you're having fun with your book. Don't bite it in half or smth.

(Later)

Baabe: I surprisingly did not.

(Conversation about two different romance books)

Gavin: I was like, yes Rhys, get it-

Freelancer: I thought we were talking about Edward and Bella

Gavin: WHAT. GOODNIGHT. No.

Freelancer: I did not check the switch from Edward and Bella to Mister Fake-Latin-Name

Gavin: FAKE LATIN NAME💀

(Discussion of past relationships)

Darlin: I will show you convos of me and my ex-bf

Angel: Hold up when did you have a bf?

Darlin: Used to be my gf, turned out to be trans

Angel: Ohhh right right I remember

Darlin: The only time my friends believed I was gay

Lovely: Okay, Twilight shaped me into the deranged mess I am today, you should thank it.

Milo: Happy new year

Sweetheart: Make a wish

Milo: I want a big ass

Sweetheart: I want big tits

Milo: You can have mine

Sweetheart: Gladly

Milo: Only for you bbg

Vincent: Are you team Edward or team Jacob?

Sam: Neither- but if I had to pick I'm with the wolf all the way

Vincent: I FUCKING KNEW IT

Vincent: You werewolf-obsessed ass...

Sam: Though, Alice and Jasper were my pansexual awakening I'll be honest

Vincent: Alice 🧎‍♀️

Darlin: But still, call a therapist so you can get an appointment in a year. The longer you wait the longer... you'll have to wait- That sounded better in my head.

David: I have noticed just by talking to you.

Lasko: Can you promise me something real quick because otherwise I'll forget

Freelancer: Okok I mean tell me what to promise and maybe I'll do it.

Lasko: When I get my next paycheck you need to force me to buy the "Are You Lasky?" Shirt.

Lasko: I need to be the joke.

After accidentally letting Ao3 delete this draft, I've now re-added the tags and can now proudly present part two of my angsty DarlinxSam one shot series "Undying."

-> Part 1 here! <- (if major character death scares you, there's no need to read it in order for part two to make sense btw)

-> You can find this new part here <-

Because They're Funny, I've Taken More Things My Friend Has Said And Shoved Them Down Some Characters'/Listeners' Throats.

Elliott: Do you want one of my Mars ice cream? They're great depression food.

Sunshine: I'm lactose intolerant.

Elliott: ._.

Darlin: I'mma go look if I have them on Blu-ray. I probably don't, but I wanna check.

Sam: Yeh you do that.

Darlin: Oh you're coming with me, it's 1:08am - I ain't going nowhere on my own

Sam: I will be here, don't worry.

(Book ramble intensifies)

Lasko: Oh my god I'm rambling why didn't you say something?

Water Elemental: I like listening to people talk, that's why -w-

Lasko: :')

Water Elemental: It's one of my few good qualities-

Lasko: SHSHSHSH

Baabe: I mean, I've read quite a few books over the last two years, sooo

Asher: "Quite a few" 100+

Baabe: No... 96.

Asher: Same thing.

(Gacha games)

Angel: I pulled Herrscher of Human Ego just for the sake of it and now I don't know what to do with her

David: Who..?

Angel: Pink hot girl with cuteness and ice damage

David: Oh

(Texting at a family reunion)

Darlin: I want to go back to my laptop

Angel: Oh, you're on your phone?

Darlin: Ye I'm in the living room being social and all that happy shit with my family

Angel: Dang

Sam: They're such a golden retriever sometimes.

David: "Sometimes" - You know, when they're not killing people.

Lovely: I just woke up, sorry.

Vincent: Did you sleep well?

Lovely: No, the heat is awful and I want to kill the sun.

(Trying to write a book but the person helping you has seen too many bad fan-fictions.)

Angel: Please don't put the word "dominated" into a serious context because I will fold laughing.

Baabe: WOW OK

Angel: I'M SORRY-

Baabe: Would "conducted" make you feel better?

Angel: T r a i n s- but yea.

Baabe: What? Why trains?

Angel: Because train conductor? Trains.

Baabe: Oh...

Baabe: No.

Darlin: How does it feel to have me rant this chat filled with my need for hot vampire men? Great, I know ._.

Angel: This is actually quite entertaining, I have to admit.