Redacted Marcus - Tumblr Posts

HEHE ITS ME!! i need alexis making marcus her puppet now 🙏🙏

I was talking abt duos i should post for moodboards cause i wanted to only post two at a time, but omg

I may or may not have randomly paired Marcus and Alexis and now everyone is saying fuckin bimbo Barbie and malewife Ken.

Crackships oml 😭 I will be thinking abt these dumbasses all throughout work thanks

Disclaimer; I don’t like either of them at all. I love how they were written. I love the way they are formulated. I would and do hate them as people 😵‍💫

Tag; @indigo-greer-collins @wuegh AND I FORGOT DAMIENS FYCKING TUMBLR BUT.

sometimes i think about how marcus didn’t really think/process he crossed the line after literally fucking the asset, but when james passively told him “i know what the fuck you’re doing, creep”

part of him knew, objectively, what he was doing was wrong but the families/coworkers he was hurting, the agency he removed from them, the money and time everybody invested — he didn’t truly care about all that, or even felt guilty for it til the obsession went too far and someone powerful sent him something of a warning.

being that level of evil AND pathetic is almost impressive

Wonderful comments found on Marcus's NSFW video

Good morning (12:10am)

I made more again

Angle

Gabin

Robobitch

DamiHux kith

The queen bee(gn) and their whorshiper

Alright g'night

I forgor these two

I don't know what to add to Milo to make him look different

Milor and As

He wrote a code (that’s was supposed to be hard to find) that made the asset in love with him and eventually obsessed over him

It basically made them focus on nothing BUT Marcus- so it pushed the project back by a lot till James fixed asset and fired Marcus

Forgive me if I got anything wrong or if you need more info!

can someone explain to me why Marcus getting freaky with Asset was such a big deal? I never really listened to those audios

there’s so many similarities between love and cutie—the late love that became obsessive and only cared about being near marcus.

i wanna go over one because it’s making me think, so:

them only wanting to be around their partners, and disregarding their feelings/ well-being.

-love: when they were told by james that he knew about their relationship with marcus, their reaction was indifferent, so much so that even marcus was shocked by it.

“you’re not even upset..at all. because you’re holding onto me, and that’s all that matters to you anymore. you have me, so none of the red flags are even registering.

they couldn’t seem to realize that there was even a problem, because all they cared about at that point was having marcus in their life.

-cutie: when them and geordi get in an argument over cutie wanting to be in his head and him not wanting that, he ends up fully explaining his feelings to them. he talks about not only how those feelings are important, but also how he cares about their’s and doesn’t want them to be uncomfortable. after, he says:

“i want to know…that you can understand, where i’m coming from. do you get why i’m so upset?”

based on geordi’s reaction after that, we know that they said something along the lines of “no”, or stayed completely silent, which would still imply they did not.

much like love, they find it hard to understand their partners feelings, or disregard them completely. all cutie wants is to be in geordi’s head, even though he’s expressed his point of view multiple times. and all love wants is to be near marcus, consistently, even though it could clearly result in them getting caught—and love getting terminated.

both characters put their love (or fixation) for their partners before particular factors that could literally result in their relationship ending.

did not think i would write this much lol

Redacted Characters And Listeners As Things That I Or My Friends Have Said/Conversations We've Had:

Marcus: I wish I saw what people see in me fr

Asset: A bunch of organs?

Milo: But ok I wouldn't have high standards if I was Benedict Cumberbatch

Asher: Anyway, hope you're having fun with your book. Don't bite it in half or smth.

(Later)

Baabe: I surprisingly did not.

(Conversation about two different romance books)

Gavin: I was like, yes Rhys, get it-

Freelancer: I thought we were talking about Edward and Bella

Gavin: WHAT. GOODNIGHT. No.

Freelancer: I did not check the switch from Edward and Bella to Mister Fake-Latin-Name

Gavin: FAKE LATIN NAME💀

(Discussion of past relationships)

Darlin: I will show you convos of me and my ex-bf

Angel: Hold up when did you have a bf?

Darlin: Used to be my gf, turned out to be trans

Angel: Ohhh right right I remember

Darlin: The only time my friends believed I was gay

Lovely: Okay, Twilight shaped me into the deranged mess I am today, you should thank it.

Milo: Happy new year

Sweetheart: Make a wish

Milo: I want a big ass

Sweetheart: I want big tits

Milo: You can have mine

Sweetheart: Gladly

Milo: Only for you bbg

Vincent: Are you team Edward or team Jacob?

Sam: Neither- but if I had to pick I'm with the wolf all the way

Vincent: I FUCKING KNEW IT

Vincent: You werewolf-obsessed ass...

Sam: Though, Alice and Jasper were my pansexual awakening I'll be honest

Vincent: Alice 🧎‍♀️

Darlin: But still, call a therapist so you can get an appointment in a year. The longer you wait the longer... you'll have to wait- That sounded better in my head.

David: I have noticed just by talking to you.

Lasko: Can you promise me something real quick because otherwise I'll forget

Freelancer: Okok I mean tell me what to promise and maybe I'll do it.

Lasko: When I get my next paycheck you need to force me to buy the "Are You Lasky?" Shirt.

Lasko: I need to be the joke.

Describing Redacted characters in one sentence or less (brackets don't count) but it gets progressively less comprehensive:

David: Big werewolf alpha dude (not the cringe kind)

Milo: Smol werewolf dude (the big kind)

Damien: Hot tsundere (literally)

Morgan: Non-existent

Guy: A heart-shaped pizza with all your favorite toppings that you can top yourself if you want-

Nick: Cat boi (definitely the cringe kind)

Ollie: Comfort food

Blake: Cold soup

Gavin: The reason I cry myself to sleep once a week

James: Needs to go tf home.

Asher: The canonical energizer bunny

Lasko: Me

Huxley: Me on anxiety meds

Caelum: Cotton candy given human form.

Anton: A testament to Erik's voice acting and general acting skills.

Marcus: Very killable.

Kody: Looks like great cake but actually went bad five months ago.

Elliott: Had an edible for breakfast and hasn't eaten since.

Hudson: Trying to eat serotonin with chopsticks.

Brachium: An edible pretending to be a gummy worm.

Vincent: Talks like what perfume tastes like.

Ivan: Saltwater in your eyes but it might just be your tears and you honestly don't even care at this point.

Aaron: Sand in your mouth and between your teeth but you're enjoying it.

Sam: If blankets could talk, they'd sound and speak like him.

Eric: That feeling you get when looking at an empty closet.

Camelopardalis: Anxiety meds in the form of a flesh prison.

Avior: If you unhinged your jaw, you could eat him.

Vega: You can drink him with a straw (and only with a straw).

Hush: You can eat him.