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sometimes i think about how marcus didn’t really think/process he crossed the line after literally fucking the asset, but when james passively told him “i know what the fuck you’re doing, creep”
part of him knew, objectively, what he was doing was wrong but the families/coworkers he was hurting, the agency he removed from them, the money and time everybody invested — he didn’t truly care about all that, or even felt guilty for it til the obsession went too far and someone powerful sent him something of a warning.
being that level of evil AND pathetic is almost impressive
4th of redactober — Anton‼️‼️
i need more of him but anyways
- cooking is like therapeutic for this man, put him behind a grill and let him forget his problems for a while
- he’s pretty hairy. like arms, legs and a pretty full beard. oh and a happy trail
- his mother doesn’t speak any english
- he sends pictures of plants/flowers to “my love” that he sees and listens intently to the infodump about them that follows
bonus i think he’d be a girl dad
credits to @autisticempathydaemon as always 🫡
Hello, I have an android boy to offer
He wrote a code (that’s was supposed to be hard to find) that made the asset in love with him and eventually obsessed over him
It basically made them focus on nothing BUT Marcus- so it pushed the project back by a lot till James fixed asset and fired Marcus
Forgive me if I got anything wrong or if you need more info!
can someone explain to me why Marcus getting freaky with Asset was such a big deal? I never really listened to those audios
How To Quickly Categorize Redacted Audio Listeners By Using Iced Tea:
-Drinks iced tea straight from its two-liter carton:
Darlin
Angel
Bright Eyes
Seer Obscura
Cutie
Bestie
-Drinks iced tea from a glass like a normal person but the glass is filled with more ice than tea:
Sweetheart
Lovely
Sunshine
Yandere Ivan's Baby
Smartass
-Drinks iced tea warm, defeating the whole purpose of it being iced:
Warden
Asset
-Prefers hot tea:
Baabe
Starlight
Precious
Flyboi Ivan's Baby
Honey
Anton's Listener
Lasko's Water Elemental
"Why would you drink tea when [sugary, over-caffeinated thing that will one day give them diabetes] exists?":
Ollie's Babe
Freelancer
When Frustrated Or Extremely Angry, These Listeners Do The Following:
Goes for a run: Sweetheart, Warden, Anton's Listener
Starts hitting things: Darlin, Cutie, Smartass,
Starts hitting people: Honey, Lovely
Aggressively paints on their body and every surface in their home that should not be painted: Baabe, Starlight, Sunshine, Asset, Lasko's Water Elemental
Starts chugging either ungodly amounts of soda or furiously crunching on breath mints: Angel, Bestie, Seer Obscura, Mentor, James' Listener
All of the above in that order: Freelancer, Bright Eyes
Cries afterward: Anton's Listener, Cutie, Smartass, Lovely, Sunshine, Angel, Seer Obscura, Freelancer
Redacted Characters And Listeners As Things That I Or My Friends Have Said/Conversations We've Had:
Marcus: I wish I saw what people see in me fr
Asset: A bunch of organs?
Milo: But ok I wouldn't have high standards if I was Benedict Cumberbatch
Asher: Anyway, hope you're having fun with your book. Don't bite it in half or smth.
(Later)
Baabe: I surprisingly did not.
(Conversation about two different romance books)
Gavin: I was like, yes Rhys, get it-
Freelancer: I thought we were talking about Edward and Bella
Gavin: WHAT. GOODNIGHT. No.
Freelancer: I did not check the switch from Edward and Bella to Mister Fake-Latin-Name
Gavin: FAKE LATIN NAME💀
(Discussion of past relationships)
Darlin: I will show you convos of me and my ex-bf
Angel: Hold up when did you have a bf?
Darlin: Used to be my gf, turned out to be trans
Angel: Ohhh right right I remember
Darlin: The only time my friends believed I was gay
Lovely: Okay, Twilight shaped me into the deranged mess I am today, you should thank it.
Milo: Happy new year
Sweetheart: Make a wish
Milo: I want a big ass
Sweetheart: I want big tits
Milo: You can have mine
Sweetheart: Gladly
Milo: Only for you bbg
Vincent: Are you team Edward or team Jacob?
Sam: Neither- but if I had to pick I'm with the wolf all the way
Vincent: I FUCKING KNEW IT
Vincent: You werewolf-obsessed ass...
Sam: Though, Alice and Jasper were my pansexual awakening I'll be honest
Vincent: Alice 🧎♀️
Darlin: But still, call a therapist so you can get an appointment in a year. The longer you wait the longer... you'll have to wait- That sounded better in my head.
David: I have noticed just by talking to you.
Lasko: Can you promise me something real quick because otherwise I'll forget
Freelancer: Okok I mean tell me what to promise and maybe I'll do it.
Lasko: When I get my next paycheck you need to force me to buy the "Are You Lasky?" Shirt.
Lasko: I need to be the joke.
Imagine if Erik just killed the asset.
Like
They go into the Meridian and just explode or smth. Boom. Gone. Dead. It would feel so anticlimactic but like imagine if ETS then just made copies of them over and over and over again and have them die in the Meridian time and time again and by the hundredth attempt or so, they're so traumatized from all that that they fight their way out of that place and hide out in Dahlia.
(And then they meet Avior and Starlight who take them in and they save the world together. Yay. Happy ending.)
[Or they meet Hush and just go full villain mode I'd be down for that too-]