[This Post Was Inspired By @ / Anotherboredfan's Bio, Go Thank Her.]

[This post was inspired by @ / anotherboredfan's bio, go thank her.]

"Vinny, look! The Freelancer took an art course at D.A.M.N. and now they and all the people in that course are putting up the posters they made! Aren't they just the cutest?"

I to am a lasko kinnie. Stay safe and happy fellow lasko lover👍

Hi!! Thank you, fellow Lasko kinnie, and I will do my best u-u I will throw your advice right back at you, though, and ask you to drink some water and go to bed at a reasonable hour.

Thank you, again, for the ask btw. It was lovely to wake up to ^-^

Just saw a post with a snippet from a fic featuring Regulus and James with Regulus sobbing ("No, I want to be better. I promise, I want to be better.") over a (I presume) dying or leaving James. And the comments were all real sad and crying and stuff and I was like "What is this bit? Why are we all taking a crack fic seriously?" And then I went to the profile, found the fic, and realized that this fic was, in fact, not some crack about Regulus and James from Redacted ASMR but a serious fic about Regulus and James from Harry Potter.

I will now go and bury myself in the backyard.

Very creative idea I just had:

"Guess which Redacted character/listener this questionable quote out of my W.I.P. folder is from" (title is an obvious W.I.P. as well, as you can no doubt tell)

No.1: "Well, in comparison, I’m probably a lot more lonely than you because I live alone and whatever, but, you know, in a sense of words and fancy shit and not in a sense of logical comparison, we’re basically in the same boat."

No.2: "I didn’t say I won’t do it. We’ve been preparing this since last week. I’m not about to get cold feet last minute, [CHARACTER_NAME]." (...) "But promise me you’ll sanitize the needle properly? I’m not about to get some weird infection just because you were being a slob."

No.3: "This doesn’t feel like a safe idea."

No.4: "(...) Mister Echo might follow in your nonexistent footsteps and start talking to us from the void again, but apart from that, the schedule for today is empty."

No.5: "But bothering you just happens to be higher on my list of priorities."

You can find the correct answers under the cut!

Here are the right answers:

No.1: Darlin'

No.2: Christian

No.3: Sam

No.4: Hudson

No.5: Asher

Congraties if you guessed any of these correctly, here's your gold star: ☆

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Redacted characters and listeners as pieces of advice I, your residential writer and overthinker, would like to give all of you:

Darlin: If you're going traveling by public transportation or are going anywhere shady, buy all of your drinks on your way in glassware. Don't buy plastic bottles, buy glass. You'll feel a lot safer with a bottle made from glass in your hands when a creep comes talking to you.

David: When you're in a hotel, you can check for one way mirrors by putting your finger on its surface. If there's a little bit of space between your finger and its reflection, then it's a normal mirror. If not and your finger and its reflection are touching, then you should probably leave that hotel and never go there again.

Ollie: Percentages are reversible. 25% of 8 is the same as 8% of 25 (2), 17% of 112 is the same as 112% of 17 (19,04), and so on.

Blake: You can make chloroform by mixing bleach and rubbing alcohol. No I will not tell you any measurements, go figure it out yourself.

Bestie: Chloroform does not work the way it is often portrayed in movies. It will take a good five minutes of inhaling it to pass out. So just use a syringe.

Freelancer: Cuts to the forehead bleed an excessive amount because the face and scalp both have so many blood vessels very close to the skin. So, if you find yourself in a fight and are armed with something sharp, cut your opponent's forehead to (maybe blind them, but mainly to) annoy the hell out of them.

Baabe: You can remove permanent marker from your clothes by using hand sanitizer and from your carpet by using vinegar.

Milo: You can most effectively kick down a door by kicking near its lock (not on it, why would you even do that?) and driving your heel into the door rather than trying to get your whole foot through. You should also really lean into it to get the best results.

Vincent: This differs from individual to individual, but normally a person will starve after about anywhere from 30 to ~50 days. I know, that's a really broad timespan, that's why it's so important that it differs from person to person and why it's so infuriating to make a character starve in a book - it takes so much time to figure out how long this specific person with their specific body type and circumstance will take to die of starvation!