I Do That Myself, Lol.

I do that myself, lol.

However, that does not mean I personally, don't ship arospec characters. Reason being? I have a demi-ace OC whose identity is heavily based in my own who I ship with another OC of mine who is a token straight, lol.

This only goes for this, however, as aro-ace characters (canon or otherwise) I tend to hit with the "qpr beam" if there is a qpr ship take I am fond of.

And I know people can be aplatonic (even if i learned about it only a few days ago), but I don't know enough on aplatonic people to really have any aplatonic headcanons for characters and they don't get enough love or representation anywhere (which really sucks), nor have I ever met someone who was aplatonic in-person, so I don't know how that looks (and thus if I just looked it up it would probably be inaccurate for a lot of you), which is why I didn't say anything on them.

oops i accidentally queerplatonicafied your ship and aspeced your character again

A story within a story where a mother sits her rowdy children down and tells them a story about a the world's sweetest, kindest mother who never lost her temper, never cursed and never yelled at her children, no matter how rowdy they could get. She would only gently, kindly told them to not do the dangerous things. One day she sweetly, kindly told her children to not go play at the riverbank, because it's dangerous and they might slip on the rocks, fall into the water, and die. Her children do not listen. They go play at the riverbank, where they slip on the rocks, fall into the water, and die.

And the sweet perfect mother of the story comes to the riverbank, sees that all her children drowned, and starts crying so bitterly that angels overhear her, and the angels say to each other, "she does not deserve this, this woman has never done anything wrong in her life, this should not have happened to her", and feeling great pity for her, bring her children back to life, and after that they always listened to their mother and lived happily ever after.

And the storyteller's children, who at this point are familiar with the concept that these stories are supposed to have some sort of a moral or lesson in them, interject to point out that their mother hasn't always done everything perfectly, she isn't always sweet, curses a lot, and as a matter of fact loses her shit at her kids all the time. She isn't like the mother of the story at all.

And their mother agrees: Her children are correct. She is not a perfect mother who has never done anything wrong. Angels will not have pity on her, and they will not bring her little shits back to life if they go to the river and die. So they better fucking not go get themselves killed in the first place.

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

I have many x reader tags blocked, and strangely enough, I am only sex adverse ace (though I'm sure romance favourable demiromantic, as the concept of dating one day is something I'd love to experience, but only with someone whom I share a very close bond).

I play with characters like dolls when they have no set sexuality in-canon or there's a lot of canon aspects that resonate with certain subcommunities within it, but not when I am one of the dolls.

Being a sex and romance adverse aroace means that you have hundreds of blocked tags and 90% of them are x reader tags

Throwback to the time I commented ‘I’m aro/ace’ under a YT video and all the comments on my comment were ‘those pronouns are fake. You damn liberals’ or something like that.

Reblog if your pronouns are also aroace

Edit: To all the people saying ‘I’m not sure if I can reblog this’ feel free to reblog if you support aroace people. You don’t have to be one!