Hii A Have A Ask!! Prompt 44 With Mammon, Fluff!! I Can Imagine Him Being A Little Confused On How To

hii a have a ask!! prompt 44 with mammon, fluff!! i can imagine him being a little confused on how to act now that he’s a father but being so happy, so that one is perfect!!

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I apologize in advance I didn’t see the pregnancy prompt in there 😭 I can’t write pregnancy so I put a twist in it!

Mammon x GN! Reader (not specified amab or afab either bc like i said no actual pregnancy it’s a credit card)

Prompt 44: “You could try and sleep it off?”

“I don’t think that will change the fact that I’m carrying your child, sorry.”

​You haven’t been feeling well, recently.

​Your head is constantly pounding, irritability has become your best friend, and you cry over the smallest things, much to your chagrin.

​Mammon, of course, has noticed. He always notices when it comes to you. At first he assumed it was just a bad day, but a bad day turned to bad days, and bad days turned to bad weeks. He’s worried, to say the least, and so he tries to confront you the way he knows best. Obnoxiously and annoyingly. (A few weeks from now you’ll cry over thinking this about your first man. How could you ever think Mammon was annoying?)

​“Oi, human!” He starts to stalk over to you, casually yet with a slight urgency that you’re usually able to catch.

​You don’t catch it.

​You turn rapid fast and send him the most withering, venomous glare you can muster. You think you succeed in whatever you were trying to do, because he stops in his tracks.

​“What, Mammon.”

​The faux annoyed expression melts off his face and transforms into a mixture of surprise, confusion, and mostly, worry.

“What’s up with you?” A soft murmur as he goes to sit beside you. You melt into him and feel horrible for yelling at him; your eyes start to glisten.

“Nothing. Jus’ tired. Haven’t been feeling well.”

He places a comforting hand on your back, rubbing soothing circles and subconsciously hushing you. “Think ya’ could try and sleep it off?”

You glare. This dumb bitch. “I don’t think that will change the fact that I’m carrying your child, sorry.”

“Wh-whaa!?” Mammon is thousand of years old, but that still doesn’t stop the shock that floods through his brains. What are you talking about?

You slip Goldie out of your pocket and your glare sharpens. “You’ve been asking me to hide her from Lucifer, right?”

A dumbfounded nod.

“Well Lucifer’s been onto me because he knows that I always go along with your fucking plans. I haven’t been able to fucking sleep for the past week, Mammon.”

“…Oh.”

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mammon is an annoying piece of shit (affectionate)*

he’s a piece of shit in the way you tell people you hate your best friend as a joke and you insult them to their face and then they snap right back bc u both love each other so so much

annoying in the way he’s clingy but like also if you point it out and he stops you get upset bc u were calling him annoying to annoy him not to make him stop

he’s my meow meow no slander allowed ur honor

so funny that people go to user still-a-morosexual-help’s account and say they dislike mammon like babes why are you even here

honestly tho om lucifer is such a comfort character

you know mammon's my all time all around favourite no contest but like

lucifer just hits different

he's so tired and he's so overworked and he loves his family so much it makes me sick he's willing to kill and die for them at any chance he made the misfits of the celestial realm his family despite being the perfect example of an angel himself he thinks his brothers are adorable he just wants them to have one quiet day

he's such a bastard he's arrogant and prideful and he'll willing to meow like a little kitty cat because his boybestfriend is sad

he's got daddy issues he's terrified he's traumatised his greatest fear is his father he spent years fighting a pointless war and never questioned his father about whether they ever even tried to find a way to end the war without just mindlessly trying to kill people who really aren't that different from them for a reason no one knows he's willing to be given piggyback rides by another high profile man in a public area

he's a dog person he's weak to puppy dog eyes from everyone he cares about he's constantly done with Mephisto's shit he gets jealous because one of his friends complimented their mutual friend's cookies

he's willing to villainize himself in the eyes of his family to keep them safe he's sadistic his first response to being cornered and scared is to kill anyone who's making him feel that way his love language with his brothers is being a little shit to them he's somehow connected to/the starting point of all the issues/trauma his brothers have he has empty nest syndrome even though all his brothers live at home he hasn't realised the extent to which his actions and words have fucked up his brothers and is constantly surprised and devastated by it when he realises

he has a son he pretends is his brother whom he only ever canonically acknowledged as his son twice which led to huge blowout fights one of his younger brothers bullies him into going to the pub with them once a week his son runs a club with his youngest brother dedicated solely to making his life miserable

he's sadistic he genuinely enjoys seeing people suffer he's so polite he'll allow himself to be poisoned by food he knows is bad he bought dinner for a whole restaurant because it was the owner's birthday he wore a silly outfit and worked at a themed restaurant as a favour for a friend he gets visibly more aroused when he's ordered around he insults his brothers but gets upset whenever an outsider does the same

he loves his human so much and he's so annoyed at them he's so frustrated with them he's so angry at them and he's so worried about them so protective of them so incredibly proud of them he has tried to kill them many many times

he's a boderline alcoholic he's immortal he's greying he gets migraines he forgets to eat and he sleeps at his desk he does the mom thing and orders takeout for his children when he goes out to eat without them he likes dad jokes his greatest wish is to visit a factory he likes good socks he's a grumpy old man

he's over 10 million years old he's an eldritch horror he's the personification of the sin of pride he needs glasses to read his childhood friend? ex-boyfriend? kind-of-brother? old coworker? brother in arms? calls him luci

he's a naggy paranoid perfectionist he removed the entire bathroom because one of his brothers forgot to clean it he had to literally be kidnapped to send him on a vacation he ripped out multiple sets of his own wings he doesn't like being seen shirtless he lectured jason voorhees about him not killing efficiently enough

he's a respected and recognised drag queen he believes love is love he's canonically so beautiful but no one ever makes a move on him because the whole realm thinks he's in a committed long term relationship he refuses to believe his best friend is in love with him despite multiple people saying so

he's the type of person you want to please the type of person you want to make proud the type of person you want on your side because you know no matter what he'll always have your back you're safe that as long as he's there everything will be okay the type of person you want to be held by while everything is falling down around you

he's even queer

mammon: i love you i want you to be mine

MC: ive always been yours

mammon: that isn’t enough i need our souls to be intertwined i need to know that what we have is special i need to know that what we have is forever.

god fuck i love this man

Levi: im such a loser ygs :(

the brothers: yeah you are lol

a random demon: honestly yeah

the brothers:

the brothers:(insert angry demon noises)

MC: who the fuck took my capri sun i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

Lucifer: it was me.

MC: what.

Lucifer: it was me

MC: …why.

Lucifer, clearing his throat (with a little smirky smirk on his face): it tastes like demonus and i miss it, you whore.

MC, squinting: well fucking played, bitch.

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based off this post right here!

btw Lucifer planned tbh is out for months like the nerd he is, everyone laugh at the old man (affectionate)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LOML