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MC: who the fuck took my capri sun i just wanna talk
the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:
Lucifer: it was me.
MC: what.
Lucifer: it was me
MC: …why.
Lucifer, clearing his throat (with a little smirky smirk on his face): it tastes like demonus and i miss it, you whore.
MC, squinting: well fucking played, bitch.
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based off this post right here!
btw Lucifer planned tbh is out for months like the nerd he is, everyone laugh at the old man (affectionate)
Levi: im such a loser ygs :(
the brothers: yeah you are lol
a random demon: honestly yeah
the brothers:
the brothers:(insert angry demon noises)




The four types of Mc, which one yours?
Chaotic
Spooky
Very small
And... tired
Lmao and the fifth one would be "all of the above."

original meme:

That bitch ass motherfucker Mammon stole my grandmother’s ashes and snorted them
I wanted to do that
Hey everyone, new game:
Reply to/reblog this post like you’re posting in the Obey Me world and you’re a background student at RAD
Obey me!Memes #190

Sorcerer Mc Introducing their Demon Bf while in his truest form glaring down at the sorcerers who dare to be mean to you-

based on this very BEAUTIFUL post:
https://incorrectdevildom.tumblr.com/post/189942541703/asmodeus-you-know-my-motto-carpe-diem-carpe
credits go to: @incorrectdevildom
bonus reaction:

Me: Of course Asmo would say that. Why am I surprised... NOT.

based on this very BEAUTIFUL post:
https://obeymeimaginesandasks.tumblr.com/post/190224124867/incorrect-obey-me-quote-33
credits go to: @obeymeimaginesandasks
MC: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Mammon: Several traffic violations.
Satan: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Leviathan: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Belphegor: Also, that’s not our car.
(The others are making a portal into the human world )
Lucifer : *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
MC : Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Leviathan : I personally was created in a lab.
Satan : I just straight up spawned lol.
MC : What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Asmodeus : 'Prettiest Smile'
Simeon : 'Nicest Personality'
Mammon : 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Beelzebub/Lucifer : 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
MC *pointing at mephistopheles* : Can I kill him?
Lucifer : No
MC : Why?
Lucifer : He is immortal
MC : So , can I kill him continuously?
Lucifer: ........Go on
Lucifer : Mammon , I KNOW you sneaked out last night .
Mammon *thinking* : Oh shit! I should come up with an excuse .
Mammon : ....Who's Mammon?
(he died)
Will you accept their quests 🤔 (Don't accept Belphegor's)







I love this boi but why he sleep like a log
!!!WANDERERS WHEREABOUTS SPOILERS!!!
LMAO AI IS SAVAGE



Here's it's interaction with Belphegor



What kind of Virtual assistant is this lmaaoo


Imagine being so unpredictable that even Barbatos is suprised







If I’m going to call myself out, then the rest of you are going down with me
Part 2
Jokes by Eldena Doubleca5t

Has this been done before? idk lol