MC: Who The Fuck Took My Capri Sun I Just Wanna Talk

MC: who the fuck took my capri sun i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

Lucifer: it was me.

MC: what.

Lucifer: it was me

MC: …why.

Lucifer, clearing his throat (with a little smirky smirk on his face): it tastes like demonus and i miss it, you whore.

MC, squinting: well fucking played, bitch.

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based off this post right here!

btw Lucifer planned tbh is out for months like the nerd he is, everyone laugh at the old man (affectionate)

belphie: im not helping you with the dishes do it urself

MC:

MC: hey belph do you remember-

belphie: dont-

MC: remember the time you killed me after i freed you from ur attic prison and then u laughed over my corpse?. bc i do.

belphie:

belphie: okay jfc ill help you with the fucking dishes

200 FOLLOWERS PROMPT LIST AAAAAA

Holy fucking shit i did not expect this ! thank you so much?? As a thank you im going to do a little dialogue request thing because A) tysm and B) I need to get used to writing requests.

Okay, so this is how it will go:

Choose an obey me character, a genre (fluff, angst, suggestive, etc.), the nature of the relationship between you and the character (romantic, platonic, familial, sexual, etc.) and a prompt number. Send an ask (anon or not idc) with all three and I’ll write it!

Please do this if it flops I’ll be humiliated. 😭 🙏

I write for all shown characters except for Thirteen, Mephistopheles, and Raphael! Also anything with Luke will be platonic if it isn’t obvious already.

im pretty sure these r tumblr prompts but I got them off Pinterest so idk ☹️☹️ lmk if you know who these are from!!

tagged by the legend the icon the user @still-a-morosexual-help ! 🐸 🦗🦟🦗🪩

1. Are you named after someone?

nope ! chose my own name and it’s based on space :))

2. When was the last time you cried?

actually today bc i finished lesson twenty in the car and i got emotional over the games progress im so proud of the devs AND my meows ☹️🫶

3. Do you have kids?

no !

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

not A LOT but id say i use a regular amount of it in my day to day life ?

5. What sports do/have you play(ed)?

ive never actually joined a sports team but i used to swim if that counts?? im not athletic lol

6. Whats the first thing you notice about someone?

how they act! like how they treat their friends and their general demeanor and things

7. Scary endings or happy endings?

honestly depends but if we’re talking about my main fandom (hint: pfp) then it better be happy 🔫😐

8. Do you have any special talents?

im double jointed and can do this weird thing with my fingers and hands that creeps most people out

9. Where were you born?

from the water of the womb 🏫

10. What are your hobbies?

this question is the bane of my existence aaaa um reading writing drawing journaling and obsessing over fictional men ig???

11. Do you have any pets?

yes ! :))

12. How tall are you?

i am a perfectly respectable height never ask me this question again.

13. Favorite subject in school?

english or my specialty class !

14. Dream job?

I PROMISE IM NOT COPYING YOU SAM but it’s also to be a writer or something animal related 😭 specifically avian (bird) related if i get the chance :D

15. What color are your eyes?

hazel

Tagging: anyone who wants to ! 💕

tagged by @asmotheavatarofhorny

thank you for the tag😊🐸

1. Are you named after someone?

Yep, the main character of the book my mother was reading right before I was born

2. When was the last time you cried?

Got teary eyed yesterday because I was reading something sad but genuinely full on ugly sobbing cried while watching Nimona a couple weeks ago

3. Do you have kids?

No

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Not a lot, but I do use it irl occasionally

5. What sports do/have you played?

While in school: Basketball, netball, badminton, cricket... does swimming also count?

Since I lose interest in things very easily, I usually jump from sport to sport

6. What's the first thing you notice about someone?

Their posture/surrounding. Like how they're standing/sitting and who they're with/how they talk to other people - aka if they seem approachable

7. Scary endings or happy endings?

Happy!

8. Do you have any special talents?

Ummm I wouldn't call it a special talent but

I think I'm pretty good at making things? I've made art & craft esque things as decorations and props for events

9. Where were you born?

Melbourne

10. What are your hobbies?

Remember how I said I have a hard time keeping my attention on one thing? My hobbies rapidly change depending on....nothing really....just whatever catches my attention. So far that has included:

Writing, reading, feather collecting, photography, coin collecting, card making, knitting, macrame art, drawing/designing posters, clothes and other things, baking, puzzles, those mechanical kits for kids where you're supposed to make different vehicles and furniture, origami, definitely feel like i'm forgetting some

11. Do you have any pets?

Yup!

12. How tall are you?

Somewhere between 5'5" and 5'6"

13. Favourite subject in school?

Psychology

14. What's your dream job?

Anything animal related or to be a writer or one of those people who travel around the world eating food and getting filmed🤔 none of those are happening though

15. What colour are your eyes?

Dark brown

If y'all wanna? No pressure though! @sansarawheelvictim @yourboyhack @munchkinfox-the-deviant-fox @anintrovertedechoe @radnewspaperroom and anyone else who wants to🩷🐸

hii a have a ask!! prompt 44 with mammon, fluff!! i can imagine him being a little confused on how to act now that he’s a father but being so happy, so that one is perfect!!

200 followers prompt list!

I apologize in advance I didn’t see the pregnancy prompt in there 😭 I can’t write pregnancy so I put a twist in it!

Mammon x GN! Reader (not specified amab or afab either bc like i said no actual pregnancy it’s a credit card)

Prompt 44: “You could try and sleep it off?”

“I don’t think that will change the fact that I’m carrying your child, sorry.”

​You haven’t been feeling well, recently.

​Your head is constantly pounding, irritability has become your best friend, and you cry over the smallest things, much to your chagrin.

​Mammon, of course, has noticed. He always notices when it comes to you. At first he assumed it was just a bad day, but a bad day turned to bad days, and bad days turned to bad weeks. He’s worried, to say the least, and so he tries to confront you the way he knows best. Obnoxiously and annoyingly. (A few weeks from now you’ll cry over thinking this about your first man. How could you ever think Mammon was annoying?)

​“Oi, human!” He starts to stalk over to you, casually yet with a slight urgency that you’re usually able to catch.

​You don’t catch it.

​You turn rapid fast and send him the most withering, venomous glare you can muster. You think you succeed in whatever you were trying to do, because he stops in his tracks.

​“What, Mammon.”

​The faux annoyed expression melts off his face and transforms into a mixture of surprise, confusion, and mostly, worry.

“What’s up with you?” A soft murmur as he goes to sit beside you. You melt into him and feel horrible for yelling at him; your eyes start to glisten.

“Nothing. Jus’ tired. Haven’t been feeling well.”

He places a comforting hand on your back, rubbing soothing circles and subconsciously hushing you. “Think ya’ could try and sleep it off?”

You glare. This dumb bitch. “I don’t think that will change the fact that I’m carrying your child, sorry.”

“Wh-whaa!?” Mammon is thousand of years old, but that still doesn’t stop the shock that floods through his brains. What are you talking about?

You slip Goldie out of your pocket and your glare sharpens. “You’ve been asking me to hide her from Lucifer, right?”

A dumbfounded nod.

“Well Lucifer’s been onto me because he knows that I always go along with your fucking plans. I haven’t been able to fucking sleep for the past week, Mammon.”

“…Oh.”

​

don’t be a coward. choose both.

writing fanfiction is wild. i could make these two characters do anything. i could make them get married rn. the possibilities are endless