HMO: Bruce Wayne Smoked.

HMO: Bruce Wayne smoked.

After his parent’s deaths, he snuck cigarettes behind Alfred’s back. Sure he got yelled at a lot because of it but it felt too good to quit. He only smoked when he got his hands on some (which was rare) but then boom. High School. Smoking sessions with Harvey? Oh definitely. After training and becoming Batman, he did it less but still occasionally smoked with Harvey.

However, Dick came around and he cut back out of shame. Anytime he smoked it would be alone and he’d immediately shower and brush his teeth so Dick wouldn’t know. Bruce would’ve quit if it wasn’t for the temptation.

But then, Jason comes along. The first time Bruce smoked when he had Jason, he obviously did his routine but Jason somehow sensed it. Smelt it maybe. He found his cigarettes and smoked them and Bruce wanted to die when he realized that it was either brief release but have his new kid slowly killing himself too or stopping entirely.

He quit, but after Jason’s death it was a total relapse and he began smoking again. When Tim came around he decided to quit then too because he knew that Tim knew. He didn’t want another smoker Robin. He didn’t want to have Tim grow into smoking.

Later on, Dick tells him that he always knew but felt like it wasn’t his business to say anything. It sort of broke Bruce’s heart knowing Dick didn’t feel comfortable enough to say anything. This started the thing where if Bruce does something stupid, Dick HAD to tell him.

Injustice couldn't have been avoided, because Batman fans live to shit on Superman and noone can stop them from doong so

Superman hate will never be tolerated here, TRUST.

And this big back bitch has an AXE

Hc for Jason+Bruce because I just thought this was funny: Jason used to (still does) read Bruce bedtime stories.

Jason was a little nerd boy that didn’t have any close friends. He was the type of kid to do homework with a large grin. Saying this brings up the topic of his books.

Jason first comes to Bruce and simply just says, “Bedtime story?” Now Bruce was obviously a little surprised but agreed to it. Jason was still a kid, he might just find comfort in being read to.

He definitely did not expect to be in bed while this Crime Alley boy read to him while also ranting about how bullshit the movie was because it strained so far from the book.

And of course, Bruce is just lying there like “Well whatever makes him happy.” You can’t blame him either, imagine a mini thug kid reading you a bedtime story without stumbling on words, changing voices for each character, and confidently yapping.

Little does Bruce know that Jason did this because it was what he used to do with his mom while she was sick or recovering from an overdose.

I love Duke so much because he’s either the only enjoyable person in the story or he’s totally crashing out.

I want everyone to just remember that Tim is SO batshit for just doing this, he stalks dick all the way to the circus because Batman is literally having the worst time ever.

and then:

he SOLVES A MURDER

he GETS A FUCKING TICKET TO WHO KNOWS WHERE, CONFUSES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF DICK

DRIVES ALL THE WAY TO GOTHAM WITH DICK

SHOWS UP AT THEIR HOUSE AND STARTS GOING ON ABOUT ART AND ARTEFACTS

THEN SAYS EVEN IF THEY WANTED TO THEY CANT SEND HIM HOME TO HIS PARENTS BECAUSE THEY ARE OUT IF THE COUNTRY AND HE LIVES AT A BOURDING SCHOOL

ALL THE WHILE BRUCE AND ALFRED ARE JUST SO CAUGHT OFF GAURD.

he is SO FUN, oh my goodness.