Diego, Waking Klaus Up: Hey- You Okay?
Diego, waking Klaus up: Hey- you okay?
Klaus: I'm dead.
Diego: I know, you must feel like shit after that-
Klaus: No. I went into cardiac arrest eight minutes ago. I'm deceased.
Diego: Aw, come on- [checks his pulse] ...but... how are you talking?
Klaus: Superior training. Indomitable will.
Diego: You really don't have a pulse!
Klaus: Just adrenaline and rage keeping me going. Also, military grade Adderall.
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