Beanies-and-sweaters - Beanie Myself

The Nevermore Girls™ and their various love languages...

Wednesday: Will kill or be killed for you. Will make a secret shrine dedicated to you, complete with a tiny replica of you made out of animal bones. She'll go to prison for you and promptly break out of said prison to be with you.

Enid: You will receive cuddles. This is not optional. She'll ask for your opinion on clothes, because she wants to look cute for you. She'll put claw marks in anyone that so much as looks at you funny. She'll bake you cookies.

Yoko: She'll text you every morning with an awful dad joke. She'll put you in air jail because she's stronger than you and she wants you to know that. She'll snap your bra in public and wink at you when you try to tell her off for it.

Divina: She'll adjust your clothing if something is out of place, followed by a loving kiss on the cheek. She'll give you the most sensual looks that drive you wild. On stormy nights, she'll curl up with you and watch whatever movie you want.

Bianca: Will bully you (lovingly). In the dead of night, she'll slip into bed with you and keep you warm. She'll beat you at every game imaginable, but wouldn't rather play with anyone else. She'll give you a playful little smirk and brush your hand with hers as you pass in the halls.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

humans forgetting that we're the most unhinged invasive species is the worst genre

Larissa, looking frazzled: What in the bloody hell are they doing, Morticia?!

Morticia: They wanted to play hangman, my darling shifter.

Larissa, wearing a look of horror: Hang…HANGMAN?! YO-WEDNESDAY, CUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN, NOW!

Wednesday, getting ready to pull the lever down and hang Pugsley, smirked: Yes, Father.

Larissa, startled and wide eyed: I…STOP CALLING ME YOUR FATHER, YOU BLOODY HELLION!

Wednesday, smirking: Why?

Larissa: Because…because…oh, I give up.

*Enid and Morticia chuckling in the corner.*

Larissa: 😑🙄😒😭

*Later in the week*

A worker in the bookstore looks at Wednesday and Larissa: Hi! Is this your mom?

Wednesday, knowing exactly what she’s doing: No, my daddy.

Larissa: 😳

Wednesday, looking Larissa dead in the eye: Or do you prefer mommy or sugar mommy?

Waitress: 😳😨

Larissa: NO, NO! It’s not like that! Wednesday! Why? WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU?

Wednesday, smirking: Not to call you father, so I didn’t.

Larissa: 😨😭

Wednesday: 😏

Larissa: You are very lucky you are my child and I love you. 😒😭

BUFF WEISS BUFF YANG

Yang : can you do me a favor?

Weiss: i would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for you

Yang: okay cool, can you do the dishes?

Weiss: no