Natasha Romanoff Saying Come On, You Think I Cant Take A Punch? And God Damn It, Youre Weak And Thank

Natasha Romanoff saying “come on, you think I can’t take a punch?” and “god damn it, you’re weak” and “thank you for your cooperation”

She’s everything, he’s just Ken.

Officiant: If anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace

Wednesday: *Death glares at everyone*

Enid: She has a knife

Wednesday: several knives

Enid: She has several knives

Wednesday: and a hand grenade

Enid: Mom please don’t say anything

[Watching a Scream marathon].

Enid: Damn, you certainly can't trust anyone you know. [looks at Wednesday] If you decided to try the masked serial killer thing would you target me?

Wednesday: No mia lupa. Even if I decided to try such a puerile activity as hiding under a disguise to kill my victims, you wouldn't be one of them. Instead, I would go after those who would wrong you.

Enid: Aaaaww.

Wednesday: Your mother, for example.

[beat]

Wednesday: Enid, this is when you are supposed to protest and tell me not to kill your mother.

Enid: [pensive] Is it?

AU where Arthur comes back after 1,500 years and Merlin thinks Excalibur sword is very outdated at this point. It is 21st Century and unsurprisingly sword is not the best choice of weapons, magic or not.

So, Merlin creates him lots of new weapons, and soon discovers that Arthur masters everything fast and is ridiculously good at adapting everything to fight. Because if Merlin is the greatest Warlock to ever walk on earth, then Arthur is the greatest Warrior ever to exist.

So, at one point Merlin is just having SO MUCH FUN discovering Arthur’s very OP warrior skill because this man can make everything he holds a legendary weapon.

Modern Magic People being rescused: THE King Arthur is here to save us from the evil beast! look at his shining Exca..li..bur…?

Arthur, holding a ~magical and forged by Dragon’s flame~ airfryer: DO NOT DISRESPECT EXCALIBUR #2461

Lance keeps a hair tie in his pocket at all times. It's a habit he developed from having sisters, and it became a fidget toy of sorts for him, and when he left home for the garrison it was also a reminder of family, so he just never stopped carrying around the one that was in his pocket when he left home. That's how he ended up with a hair tie in space, and why he takes such care not to lose it, and sometimes even wears it on his wrist. Only Hunk knows about its significance, so, he is the only one whose eyes absolutely bug out of his head when Keith asks one day before a mission if he can use it to tie up his hair, and Lance just hands it over without hesitation.