You Know, In Every Language You Learn The First Lesson Consists Of My Name Is And Where Are You From?,

You know, in every language you learn the first lesson consists of „My Name is…“ and „Where are you from?“, and then there‘s Latin, where in the first lesson you learn „The greeks insidiously invaded Troy and destroyed it with fire“ and I think that‘s beautiful.

However, watching the lawsuits roll in when FanFic writers are starting to monetize them will be balm for my chaos loving soul.

I mean, Imagine a high ranking, Ivy League educated corporate lawyer and a 20-Something, sleep deprived college student running on caffeine, Oreos and spite, in court, arguing about Destiel Angst.

The D&D movie was close to perfect, as far as I can tell as someone who has never played. However what would have made it fully flawless is if at the end, it had zoomed out to a map and then back in to that map being on a cheap Ikea table in a basement and all the actors are sitting around it wrapping up the game, all in nerd shirts, finishing their chocolate milks and then Chris Pine’s Mum comes downstairs, yelling at them to get out in the sun more and they disperse, saying, “Good game”, and agree to meet again next week, thus setting up a sequel. 

Sometimes I think it‘s literally impossible for Buck and Eddie not to end up together, but then I remember, that Steve and Danny on Hawaii 5-0 didn‘t end up together either, despite being almost more of a couple than Buddie. Like they literally said „I love you“ to each other every other episode, donated each other organs, lived together, co-parented and cuddled while watching TV. And that‘s why I‘m afraid to get my hopes up.

I’m rather sure we needn’t worry because even if Amazon says No to season 3, I’m absolutely certain Michael Sheen and David Tennant are willing to act out an alternate ending in their back yard and put it on YouTube.

I haven‘t watched Supernatural since season 10, but are you guys okay? Do you need help? Candy? A hug?