Two 22 y/o gay models in love. One goofy, one off. Neither ever the same guy. Both always awash with heavenly bodies and handsome faces they can't see for themselves living in a world impossible for them to blend in. Find their misadventures here.
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Chris Was Miffed. People Who Think Models Are Difficult Proved Once Again They Dont Know What Difficult
Chris was miffed. People who think models are difficult proved once again they don’t know what difficult is. With a single yank, Chris demonstrated to the world exactly how to get Americans to stomach soccer. Who wouldn’t build a stadium for that?!?
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Gustavio seemed a little full of himself. Neither Brad or Chris ever wore a watch. They didn’t have a tv nor felt it necessary to make weather people feel insecure about their jobs more than they already were. They did haute coture runway just as well if not better. So what if they were from America.
While Brad and Chris gallented in greener pastures, Gustavio furiously ran every red light. Admittedly, a feat in itself on an island without a single traffic signal. Now why did we start talking about this goon?
Oh yeah. He’s like REALLY HOT. Allegedly also a person just like us, Brad and Chris. Don't worry. We hold our doubts about us too. Namely who’s who. We can't tell ourselves. That’s how we know somethings real. Whut exactly is real TBD. TBA or just the T. Sometimes Y.
Whatev. Just horny right now. HEY. Who's THIS GUY?!?! He is... UGGHHH! Gustavio.
How the hell do eyes have corners anyway? Can we just NOT?!
Turns out woodchucks really DO chuck A LOT of wood. Well, that made Chris happy. “Come on Brad!”
Gosh. That was a good idea.
Nothing about Luke’s diagnosis was funny. Brad found himself laughing anyway. Why wouldn’t it stop? Then Brad thought it might be better just to go on with it. Maybe Luke would just go away. If only he didn’t live next door. Oh God. Was he still laughing?! This was way past explanation. Maybe Chris would take a picture.
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Chris was comfortable almost anywhere.
It was just difficult to fan Dallas. What was the point of all this glass if it only reflected light?! It could be SOOOO much hotter properly mirrored. Like SOOOO much hotter.
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Brad and Chris froze watching in terror. A squirrel picked up Brads new iPhone and posted this pic seven times. Not impressive or funny. It’s 2021. A $1000 phone should tell squirrels to go away when they pick it up. This one proved squirrel user friendly. How smart could this phone really be? Chris then asked how a squirrel got to the 29th floor anyway. Brad thought perhaps squirrels sneak in when it rains cats and dogs. Nobody polices that and everyone in Southern California runs and hides the second mist happens. Chris agreed. It wasn’t a terrible theory. Science obviously further off than that. The ‘smart’ phone was on Face ID. That’s exactly when Brad’s paranoia with squirrels began.
fantastic duo