Two 22 y/o gay models in love. One goofy, one off. Neither ever the same guy. Both always awash with heavenly bodies and handsome faces they can't see for themselves living in a world impossible for them to blend in. Find their misadventures here.
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Chris Was Miffed. People Who Think Models Are Difficult Proved Once Again They Dont Know What Difficult
Chris was miffed. People who think models are difficult proved once again they don’t know what difficult is. With a single yank, Chris demonstrated to the world exactly how to get Americans to stomach soccer. Who wouldn’t build a stadium for that?!?
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It was all smoke and mirrors with Gustavio. He was European and that guy with the reflective light gadget thingy always lurked in his shadow. Brad and Chris wondered how much credit card debt Gustavio accumulated on cigarettes and payroll. Brad guessed $20k. Chris guessed $50k. The old man at the table next to them said it would be $100k, but he pays it off every month. That’s when the man sitting with him exclaimed he’d done the same for Gustavio.
Brad and Chris quickly interjected and asked the gentlemen to pay their restaurant tab. They did, and in the midst of all the peace breaking out the cafe owner asked Brad and Chris to come back for dinner. It would be on the house for bringing in so much business. The host was correct to seat them front and center on the balcony.
No wonder Gustavio ran every red light in a town without one. Brad and Chris declined the invitation. They didn’t want Gustavio’s table. That’s when the owner offered unlimited cigarettes and a personal assistant for a month. That was it. Brad and Chris needed to get off this island immediately. The gentlemen at the next table then offered their yaght.
Brad then asked Chris if they were both thinking out loud again. Chris didn’t know but the restaurant owner gave an affirmative. Brad and Chris became sad. Their dream to join the Secret Service grew that much further away. On the bright side, Brad and Chris could still wear the uniforms.
The rest of them heard but decided best not to respond. No need to take everyone’s dreams off the table. Then again, invisible uniforms might just look great on Brad and Chris. It was dreamland once again for all. Brad and Chris left the island of Gustavio just as it was (in full Secret Service attire via yaght of course).
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