Chris Was Miffed. People Who Think Models Are Difficult Proved Once Again They Dont Know What Difficult

Chris was miffed. People who think models are difficult proved once again they don’t know what difficult is. With a single yank, Chris demonstrated to the world exactly how to get Americans to stomach soccer. Who wouldn’t build a stadium for that?!?

Yep. Jeremy, Brad and Chris were Fur-Sure.

Well, faux fur-sure. Chris felt the need to mention plastic tho was real. Brad said it read a little Jeremy Irons. Don’t u think? A little too Jeremy Irons. That's when Jeremy randomly started singing about some cool cat who sounded like they may have a drinking problem because water fell out of the sky when they got married.

Brad told Jeremy he should take that wino fly friend seriously. Chris on the other hand hated Chardonnay, but instead wanted to know if Jeremy got into modeling because everything now was wrinkle resistant. Jeremy said family played a part but what worried him most was nobody got old anymore. No one under the age of 30 knows what wrinkles look like.

Brad said that was def tru. He had to look up wrinkles on Wiki as well as Chardonnay. He’d only known Rose. Chris mentioned they'd all already seen eachother with gray hair. That lookbook was soooooo 2 years ago. Did that classify it as retro? No one knew.

It was curtains for Chris. He barely outbid Brad at the Lambda Legal auction for the historic window trimmings. To think a piece from the original Golden Girls set was set right over his piece really something else.

Brad and Chris froze watching in terror. A squirrel picked up Brads new iPhone and posted this pic seven times. Not impressive or funny. It’s 2021. A $1000 phone should tell squirrels to go away when they pick it up. This one proved squirrel user friendly. How smart could this phone really be? Chris then asked how a squirrel got to the 29th floor anyway. Brad thought perhaps squirrels sneak in when it rains cats and dogs. Nobody polices that and everyone in Southern California runs and hides the second mist happens. Chris agreed. It wasn’t a terrible theory. Science obviously further off than that. The ‘smart’ phone was on Face ID. That’s exactly when Brad’s paranoia with squirrels began.

fantastic duo

Gustavio seemed a little full of himself. Neither Brad or Chris ever wore a watch. They didn’t have a tv nor felt it necessary to make weather people feel insecure about their jobs more than they already were. They did haute coture runway just as well if not better. So what if they were from America.

While Brad and Chris gallented in greener pastures, Gustavio furiously ran every red light. Admittedly, a feat in itself on an island without a single traffic signal. Now why did we start talking about this goon?

Oh yeah. He’s like REALLY HOT. Allegedly also a person just like us, Brad and Chris. Don't worry. We hold our doubts about us too. Namely who’s who. We can't tell ourselves. That’s how we know somethings real. Whut exactly is real TBD. TBA or just the T. Sometimes Y.

Whatev. Just horny right now. HEY. Who's THIS GUY?!?! He is... UGGHHH! Gustavio.

How the hell do eyes have corners anyway? Can we just NOT?!

On his way to the agency, Chris randomly flash backed to that infamous flight to Geneva. It might be a sign but he didn’t feel like reading right now.

‘Perfectly not trying.’ What did that mean? Was it mean? Chris didn’t understand what the cabin boy was saying. He ALWAYS tried.

After thumbing through Brads many faces, Chris decided it best to hold on to the remark until he forgot it again. If he could only remember how to forget. Now this day wasn’t going so well was it?!

Chris then text Brad to ask where he was going. Brad said the grocery store. Chris replied with a negative. He had to get his check. Where was it?

Brad said it best to ask the check. Chris then apologized. Brad was right. The check needed to speak for itself. It may be paper, but it was still money. Chris really needed to take the corporate rights movement seriously. Businesses weren’t yet people.