bradandchris

Brad and Chris

Two 22 y/o gay models in love. One goofy, one off. Neither ever the same guy. Both always awash with heavenly bodies and handsome faces they can't see for themselves living in a world impossible for them to blend in. Find their misadventures here.

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Chris Felt Fat. Maybe He Was On Organic Overload. Until He Was Sure, Eggs Were Officially Back In The

Chris felt fat. Maybe he was on organic overload. Until he was sure, eggs were officially back in the ‘bad’ court along with all the other flip flop foods.

Chris then wondered if eggs were included in the ban on thongs at the beach. Eggs were not explicitly mentioned on the sign. Then again, in this time and age ANYTHING could b explicit. U can’t even sneeze!

..Wait! Was THAT Y Chris felt fat?!? Looking back, Chris hadn’t sneezed once during the whole pandemic. He wasn’t like Brad who snotted every time he laughed really hard.

Ok. He’d def text Brad to c if FTD delivered. First, he needed 2 ask Siri if there were still enough bees 2 make flowers.

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AT&T’s notorious phone trees put Brad into overload. In a world where time is money, how are these still legal?

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Chris was already too busy trying on old costumes and REALLY didn’t want to be tied down to anything …but Brad might. (Wink wink)

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4 years ago

That. That right there Brad. What do u call it? An under the armpit thingy? It’s gotta have a name.

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Brad and Chris were SOOOO over the reflective lighting. 8 PA’s holding those silvery things seemed excessive.

Chris said even Slim Shady didn’t stand a chance here. Brad had two M&M’s melt in his hand. That’s when Brad asked Chris if M&M’s came in black and white.

The director, Shirley, cut in immediately. “Brad. They DON’T. Why don’t u go wash your hands OK?”

(Talking to herself) GOOD LORD.

“Ok. Take five people. Brad’s washing his hands…. With soap. You hear me Brad?!? One solid minute WITH SOAP. Will someone ensure he gets Siri on the timer…. Please.”

Shirley would ask for a raise that afternoon.

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4 years ago

Still pissed off Brad put Viagra in the last batch of popsicles, Chris whipped out the highly controversial pointed finger. B4 he realized his “gay swag” was at the wrong angle, Brad and Chris found themselves banned from the Hot Desert Inndulge 4life. That would normally suck but luckily they each still had another option.

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