Chris Was Digging The Up And Down Horizontal Stripe Trend. It Just Made Sense.

Chris was digging the up and down horizontal stripe trend. It just made sense.

Via @speedoguyz

Brad laughed out loud at Becky's suggestion. Nothing about it made a lick of sense. Even if he did have facial blindness, how could he face it?

Luke crossed his arms and clearly noted Becky wasn't even on the boat and walked away. Well, that intervention fell flat on its face. Maybe Chris would be more receptive. He was showing the same signs and symptoms. They both needed help. Luke quickly found himself in a whirl of flashbacks.

In hindsight, it was Brad that lol’d at Luke when he shared his diagnosis of facial blindness. He still had the picture Chris took documenting the ordeal. That was an excruciating five minutes and thirty two seconds for everyone. That was not the optimal way to learn things actually did last longer with a photo.

Well, enough friendship stuff, Luke was horny and this was a gay cruise... "Becky?!" Luke ran for the nearest full length mirror to negate the thought. Sure enough, no shirt. “Grrrrrr!!!”

Luke needed to calm himself down before approaching Chris. He also needed to figure out how get over this deja vu. Can you get that just once? Luke sure hoped so. He did not want to go thru this AGAIN, AGAIN.

Brad felt slighted by Chis’s proclamation for up and down fashion. Maybe it was the only thread of shade on an otherwise perfectly sunny beach throwing him off.

Maybe.

Either way, Brad preferred classic vertical lines that laid themselves out on top of one another sideways like the black and white ones on his swimmers… Brad paused there. For whatever reason Brad wanted to screw Chris in the elevator of the beach parking garage. What floor were they on? Five? Six? It didn’t matter. There was always the emergency brake.

Brad then asked Chris to remind him what the hell they were talking about. He wanted to say blinds but knew that was off. “Was someone playing Aerosmith earlier?”

It was right then and there in the middle of the shoot Chris realized he left the walkie talkies on.

Brad wondered what life was like in his parallel universe. Was it exactly the same? Like EXACTLY? Or was it like Australia where everyone was left handed and the alphabet started with the letter ‘z’?

One thing for sure, unwinding the design concept for these men’s winter 2022 Caribbean Resort Floral Swim Briefs would be a lot easier if came from the Spring or Summer Collection.

Who grows roses in the tropics anyway?!? UGH.

Brad pounded his hand on the mirror in frustration. Mirror Brad did the exact same thing. Growing roses in the tropics didn’t make sense to him either. For once, Brad felt validated without needing to exit a car park. That felt nice.

That’s when Chris yelled from the bedroom, “Maybe they meant Rose from The Golden Girls? She grew old in Miami.”

Later when Chris was in the shower, Brad would ask Mirror Brad if they might take up sign language. Obviously, privacy was becoming an issue.

“Brad had wood.” There. It was said. No need to beat around the bush. It was hard enough as it was and Chris needed to sit down.

“Now.”

GRRRR!