Okay!Send Me A Marvel Slash OTP In My Ask Box And I'll Tell You Who:

Okay! Send me a Marvel slash OTP in my ask box and I'll tell you who:

Does grand romantic gestures

Throws shade the best

Secretly loves to read fan fiction and look at fan art about themselves

Is likely to be sucked in a Wikipedia black hole for hours

Hates to eat vegetables

Is the most active on social media

Rides shotgun during group road trips

Belongs in which Hogwarts house

Belongs in which District of Panem

Insists on sleeping with the nightlight on

Gets the most phone numbers when they go out to a bar/club

Is likely to film a really hot sex tape of them fucking and upload it on Pornhub

Can quote the most lines of dialogue verbatim while watching Mean Girls

Loves to binge-watch trashy reality TV shows

Cries the hardest when they see Studio Ghibli movies, especially Grave Of The Fireflies

Always wins at Cards Against Humanity during group game night

Makes the worst faces when they take wacky selfies

Haggles for the lowest price and wins the best bargains when they shop at flea markets

Can successfully eat something so putrid like hakarl (dead fermented shark) and not throw up their guts afterwards

Makes the best party playlists during group house parties

Is likely to be apprehended by The Beygency because they don't like Beyonce that much

Gets the most notes whenever they post something like shirtless selfies or very NSFW photos of themselves on Tumblr

Can successfully tie a cherry stem with their tongue which proves they are the best kisser

Is likely to create an actual Fight Club a la Tyler Durden

Always wins the most awards show predictions and makes mad bank from the losers in the group

Insists on having a couples' orgy session with the World's Finest, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne a.k.a. Superman and Batman

Sees what colors on The Dress when it pops up on their Tumblr dash

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OTPs you can send me are: Thorki/Thunderfrost (Thor and Loki), Stucky/Starbucks (Steve and Bucky), Stony/Superhusbands (Steve and Tony), Thundershield/Hammershield (Thor and Steve), Grocket (Groot and Rocket)

From Group Hug to After Party...

87th Academy Awards : Best Actor

Steve Carell as John Eleuthère Du Pont in Foxcatcher

Bradley Cooper as Chris Kyle in American Sniper

Benedict Cumberbatch as Alan Turing in The Imitation Game

Michael Keaton as Riggan Thomson/Birdman in Birdman Or (The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance)

Eddie Redmayne as Stephen Hawking in The Theory Of Everything

"This trailer, I like it! ANOTHER!" #thor #thorodinson #avengers #theavengers #ageofultron #marvelstudios #marvelcinematicuniverse

87th Academy Awards : Best Actress

Marion Cotillard as Sandra Bya in Two Days, One Night

Felicity Jones as Jane Wilde Hawking in The Theory Of Everything

Julianne Moore as Dr. Alice Howland in Still Alice

Rosamund Pike as Amy Elliott-Dunne in Gone Girl

Reese Witherspoon as Cheryl Strayed in Wild

The Crown Prince of Asgard and stalwart Avengers member gracing his presence in the club on this fine Friday night and wasting no time checking out the DJ's booth since he's ready to kickstart a fantastic party weekend. VIP Thor Odinson in the house, y'all! #javesuperclub #fridaynight #thankgoditsfriday #tgif #thor #thorodinson #avengers #partylikearockstar #partyanimals #fuckyeah #livingfortheweekend