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Slaying all of the cinematic BFF lessers of 2014 with their intergalactic awesomeness... #gotg #guardiansofthegalaxy #rocketraccoon #groot #iamgroot #wearegroot #bffsforever #grocket
Okay! Send me a Marvel slash OTP in my ask box and I'll tell you who:
Does grand romantic gestures
Throws shade the best
Secretly loves to read fan fiction and look at fan art about themselves
Is likely to be sucked in a Wikipedia black hole for hours
Hates to eat vegetables
Is the most active on social media
Rides shotgun during group road trips
Belongs in which Hogwarts house
Belongs in which District of Panem
Insists on sleeping with the nightlight on
Gets the most phone numbers when they go out to a bar/club
Is likely to film a really hot sex tape of them fucking and upload it on Pornhub
Can quote the most lines of dialogue verbatim while watching Mean Girls
Loves to binge-watch trashy reality TV shows
Cries the hardest when they see Studio Ghibli movies, especially Grave Of The Fireflies
Always wins at Cards Against Humanity during group game night
Makes the worst faces when they take wacky selfies
Haggles for the lowest price and wins the best bargains when they shop at flea markets
Can successfully eat something so putrid like hakarl (dead fermented shark) and not throw up their guts afterwards
Makes the best party playlists during group house parties
Is likely to be apprehended by The Beygency because they don't like Beyonce that much
Gets the most notes whenever they post something like shirtless selfies or very NSFW photos of themselves on Tumblr
Can successfully tie a cherry stem with their tongue which proves they are the best kisser
Is likely to create an actual Fight Club a la Tyler Durden
Always wins the most awards show predictions and makes mad bank from the losers in the group
Insists on having a couples' orgy session with the World's Finest, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne a.k.a. Superman and Batman
Sees what colors on The Dress when it pops up on their Tumblr dash
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OTPs you can send me are: Thorki/Thunderfrost (Thor and Loki), Stucky/Starbucks (Steve and Bucky), Stony/Superhusbands (Steve and Tony), Thundershield/Hammershield (Thor and Steve), Grocket (Groot and Rocket)