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Just here to say something:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY STARK
You inspirational, sarcastic, child-adopting, very gay genuis billionaire playboy philanthropist, we miss you <3
Thank you for changing our lives
And giving us hope
We love you 3000
♡Happy Birthday Anthony Edward Stark♡ (29th May 1970)
Okay! Send me a Marvel slash OTP in my ask box and I'll tell you who:
Does grand romantic gestures
Throws shade the best
Secretly loves to read fan fiction and look at fan art about themselves
Is likely to be sucked in a Wikipedia black hole for hours
Hates to eat vegetables
Is the most active on social media
Rides shotgun during group road trips
Belongs in which Hogwarts house
Belongs in which District of Panem
Insists on sleeping with the nightlight on
Gets the most phone numbers when they go out to a bar/club
Is likely to film a really hot sex tape of them fucking and upload it on Pornhub
Can quote the most lines of dialogue verbatim while watching Mean Girls
Loves to binge-watch trashy reality TV shows
Cries the hardest when they see Studio Ghibli movies, especially Grave Of The Fireflies
Always wins at Cards Against Humanity during group game night
Makes the worst faces when they take wacky selfies
Haggles for the lowest price and wins the best bargains when they shop at flea markets
Can successfully eat something so putrid like hakarl (dead fermented shark) and not throw up their guts afterwards
Makes the best party playlists during group house parties
Is likely to be apprehended by The Beygency because they don't like Beyonce that much
Gets the most notes whenever they post something like shirtless selfies or very NSFW photos of themselves on Tumblr
Can successfully tie a cherry stem with their tongue which proves they are the best kisser
Is likely to create an actual Fight Club a la Tyler Durden
Always wins the most awards show predictions and makes mad bank from the losers in the group
Insists on having a couples' orgy session with the World's Finest, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne a.k.a. Superman and Batman
Sees what colors on The Dress when it pops up on their Tumblr dash
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OTPs you can send me are: Thorki/Thunderfrost (Thor and Loki), Stucky/Starbucks (Steve and Bucky), Stony/Superhusbands (Steve and Tony), Thundershield/Hammershield (Thor and Steve), Grocket (Groot and Rocket)
oooh, do stony since the new avengers trailer just came out!
Does grand romantic gestures
Tony. Because he has the ridiculous resource to pull of epic romantic stunts to remind Steve he loves him every day. While Steve appreciates Tony’s efforts, it becomes a bit embarassing whenever BuzzFeed does an article on Tony’s latest romance stunt because we all know Tony has this “go big or go home” attitude.
Throws shade the best
Steve. Which is surprising to Tony since Steve’s such a good guy. Little does he know Steve has marathoned plenty of RuPaul’s Drag Race to bring him up to speed on the art of throwing shade.
Secretly loves to read fan fiction and look at fan art about themselves
Tony. Only he would get busted by Steve because he carelessly left his Starkpad in their bedroom at Avengers Tower. Needless to say, Steve hasn’t blushed this much since realizing what fondue actually meant.
Is likely to be sucked in a Wikipedia black hole for hours
Steve. Despite the site’s flaws and sometimes unreliable content, Steve loves to browse through hundreds of articles and absorb information about a wide variety of subjects. Tony would only roll his eyes and mutter that J.A.R.V.I.S. would make a much more reliable source of data information.
Hates to eat vegetables
Tony. Anything that doesn’t have inhuman amounts of caffeine or isn’t greasy and meaty by default is something he’s instantly averse to, but that doesn’t stop Steve from encouraging him to eat vegetables. Tony will only eat them begrudgingly because he’s afraid Steve might withhold sex from him if he doesn’t.
Is the most active on social media
Steve. Since Tony gave him a Starkphone, Steve’s been killing it all over Twitter and Instagram with his tweets and pictures that mostly show the Avengers goofing off in their headquarters, though his private Facebook profile is reserved strictly for his teammates and other people he explicitly trusts.
Rides shotgun during group road trips
Steve. Because Tony insists on being behind the wheel and Steve is next to him to make sure Tony doesn’t pull off crazy Fast and Furious moves on the road.
Belongs in which Hogwarts house
They both took the official sorting on Pottermore and discovered that Steve is a Hufflepuff and Tony is a Slytherin. Tony quips that Steve should probably redesign the color scheme of his Captain America suit in Hufflepuff colors only to be shot down by Steve’s cutting remark that Tony should discard the Gryffindor colors of his Iron Man suit in favor of the Slytherin house colors.
Belongs in which District of Panem
After being up to speed with the books and movies, Steve commented that Tony would really thrive in District 3 since they produce electronics. Tony smiled and says Steve would be perfect in District 2 owing to his military training and background.
Insists on sleeping with the nightlight on
Steve. Because now that Tony has removed the arc reactor from his chest, Steve convinces Tony to find a suitable substitute and Tony creates a replica of the arc reactor that only functions as a nightlight and installs it on the wall above their bed.
Gets the most phone numbers when they go out to a bar/club
While Tony is more well-versed in the art of flirtation, Steve manages to get more calling cards and paper napkins with numbers scrawled on them at the end of the night without even trying.
Is likely to film a really hot sex tape of them fucking and upload it on Pornhub
Tony. And of course, he instructs J.A.R.V.I.S. to get the best angles possible in order to showcase how good they both look fucking each other like jackrabbits.
Can quote the most lines of dialogue verbatim while watching Mean Girls
Steve. Normally, Tony would be pissed but he’s actually proud of his superhusband that he can perfectly quote one of the most iconic teen movies in film history.
Loves to binge-watch trashy reality TV shows
Steve. From all the Real Housewives to freaky shows like Hoarders, Steve is game for it all. Tony refuses to watch such bullshit and as such, the only people who are as enthusiastic like Steve about watching this kind of programming are Natasha, Sam, and Pepper.
Cries the hardest when they see Studio Ghibli movies, especially Grave Of The Fireflies
Tony. Further proof that he does indeed have a heart.
Always wins at Cards Against Humanity during group game night
Tony. Because Steve always seems to draw the lamest answers from the white card pile.
Makes the worst faces when they take wacky selfies
Steve. It baffles Tony how the big blond dork can still look fuckable even when making the most ridiculous facial expressions for selfies.
Haggles for the lowest price and wins the best bargains when they shop at flea markets
Steve. Old habits die hard when you’ve grown up during the Depression Era and fought a World War. It helps that market sellers are also charmed by the very presence of Captain America that they’d gladly offer their wares for free, but Steve insists on paying them like a decent customer.
Can successfully eat something so putrid like hakarl (dead fermented shark) and not throw up their guts afterwards
Steve. He’s eternally thankful for the super serum in his body that gives him superhuman metabolism because otherwise he would probably end up in the hospital for food poisoning.
Makes the best party playlists during group house parties
Tony. His Starkpod is chock-full of the best crowd-pleasing floor-fillers.
Is likely to be apprehended by The Beygency because they don’t like Beyonce that much
Steve. While he certainly appreciates the Queen Bey, he’s more a fan of Adele as she reminds him of the kind of pop music he liked before he was frozen under the ice.
Gets the most notes whenever they post something like shirtless selfies or very NSFW photos of themselves on Tumblr
Steve, though Tony refuses to wave the white flag as he’s determined to make Tumblr love him just as much as Steve.
Can successfully tie a cherry stem with their tongue which proves they are the best kisser
Tony. Simply because of the fact that he’s had plenty of practice every time he orders alcoholic drinks garnished with cherries.
Is likely to create an actual Fight Club a la Tyler Durden
Tony. But unlike the real Fight Club, he talks about his version of Fight Club because he’s Tony fucking Stark.
Always wins the most awards show predictions and makes mad bank from the losers in the group
Steve. Due to his extensive and ongoing movie and pop culture education, most of his predictions always comes true every time awards shows like the Grammys or the Oscars comes up. He uses his winnings to donate them to charities and non-profit organizations he supports.
Insists on having a couples’ orgy session with the World’s Finest, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne a.k.a. Superman and Batman
Tony. Because he has a need to fulfill his fantasy of seeing Superman and Captain America flip-fucking each other. And as usual, Tony would only be comparing current net worths with Bruce apart from their dick sizes.
Sees what colors on The Dress when it pops up on their Tumblr dash
Steve sees white and gold. Tony sees blue and black. Their argument ended with a destroyed living room in the tower and incredibly intense hate sex for three hours in their bedroom.
Bruce, the babysitter
HC: Bruce helps Pepper, when she is concerned or when Tony has an important meeting, and gets Tony where he needs to be...
I think the idea behind this is a sort of Avengers Academy Au, where they are like high school age and already have their powers and abilities....For Bruce it would be something like his father used him as Lab rat and the experiments caused the genetic mutation...And in Tony's case it could be some heart disease, or bad asthma, and Howard put an arc reactor in Tony's Body to keep him alive...And instead of an avengers initiative Fury built a school to train them, so they become a team in case they need the Avengers
I think the idea behind this is a sort of Avengers Academy Au, where they are like high school age and already have their powers and abilities....For Bruce it would be something like his father used him as Lab rat and the experiments caused the genetic mutation...And in Tony's case it could be some heart disease, or bad asthma, and Howard put an arc reactor in Tony's Body to keep him alive...And instead of an avengers initiative Fury built a school to train them, so they become a team in case they need the Avengers
I think the idea behind this is a sort of Avengers Academy Au, where they are like high school age and already have their powers and abilities....For Bruce it would be something like his father used him as Lab rat and the experiments caused the genetic mutation...And in Tony's case it could be some heart disease, or bad asthma, and Howard put an arc reactor in Tony's Body to keep him alive...And instead of an avengers initiative Fury built a school to train them, so they become a team in case they need the Avengers
I think the idea behind this is a sort of Avengers Academy Au, where they are like high school age and already have their powers and abilities....For Bruce it would be something like his father used him as Lab rat and the experiments caused the genetic mutation...And in Tony's case it could be some heart disease, or bad asthma, and Howard put an arc reactor in Tony's Body to keep him alive...And instead of an avengers initiative Fury built a school to train them, so they become a team in case they need the Avengers
me, realizing that it’s 2019 and not 2023: HE’S STILL ALIVE STOP SAYING THAT HE’S DEAD HE’S NOT DEAD YET TONY IS ALIVE HOWARD POTTS IS ALIVE HE IS ALIVE HE IS ALIVE
Steve: Don’t correct me.
Tony: Then don’t be wrong.
someone to love
pairing: tony x black!reader
word count: 779
summary: after y/n feels tony’s panic and sees his memories one night you both become closer. one night as you both are sitting on the porch and you see the lighter side of his memories.
part 1: stay?
warnings: none
masterlist
ever since that night i felt his panic attack tony and i have gotten a lot closer, tony has been more open with me and i am happy that he feels like he can come to me.
tony has been a lot better since that night, he’s smiling more and has been doing things i’ve come to learn that he loves.
it was nice to see him get back to normal, making snarky comments and being sarcastic as always.
i walk out onto the porch and see tony sitting on the swing looking at the lake, i walk over to the swing and sit next to him leaning my head on his shoulder.
i feel him grab my hand and hold it in his, his thumb gently rubbing over the back of my hand. i look up at him and he smiles, his brown orbs sparkling under the moonlight.
i feel a wave of love and adoration wash over me as tony’s memories cloud my mind, it a whole bunch of memories of us ever since that night.
the one night we walked along the lake at midnight,
i had tony’s hand in mine as we walk along the lake near the cabin.
“thank you” tony says and i look at him.
“for what” i ask
“for staying here with me” he says and i smile
“i’ll always be here tony” i say and he smiles before pulling me into him as we continue walking.
when he almost burned down the kitchen trying to bake,
“tony what’ the hell is going on” i ask running down the stairs
when i got into the kitchen i saw tony and the floor covered in flour and burnt cookies on a cookie sheet.
i just stare at him and he stares at me before we both bust out laughing.
“you need to get cleaned up” i say and he stalks towards me slowly “tony no” i says and he tackles me getting flour all over me.
“tony!”
there were so many more but the one that stuck out was our first christmas together.
“merry christmas tony” i say excitedly and he chuckles.
“merry christmas professor x” he says and i roll my eyes.
“how many times do i have to tell you i cant read minds” i say and he sips his coffee.
“what ever you say jean grey” he mumbles under his breath and i smack his arm.
“you ready to open gifts mr. stank” i ask and he rolls his eyes making me giggle.
we both walk over to the tree and grab the few gifts that were under it, we walk over to the couch and sit down.
we open the tiny gifts we got each other until we get to the big ones.
i hand him his box and he smiles, i watch anxiously as he opens the box. he takes the watch i got him and his jaw drops, he looks up at me back to the watch and then back to me.
it was a custom made rolex that had his name engraved on the back in old english writing. it cost me a lot but his reaction made it so worth it.
“thank you so much y/n i love it” he says as he puts it on making me smile.
he hands me my box and i smile as i take it in my hand, i open the box and pull out a book. i open it and see all of the pictures that we’ve taken over the two years and at the end was a tiffany and co. necklace.
i cover my mouth and look at tony who looks anxious “tony this... this is beautiful thank you” i say and he smiles lightly wiping a tear that fell.
“merry christmas” he say and i smile
“merry christmas tony”
if i didn’t know it i loved him, i definitely did now
when the memories go away i look up at tony with tears in my eyes “wow” i whisper and he smiles at me.
“you saw them didn’t you” he asks and i nod as a tear falls down my face “cats out of the bag then” he says and i laugh through my tears.
he leans in and kisses me softly, hi hand cups my jaw gently. the kiss isn’t rushed but slow and passionate, i move my hand to cradle his neck as he deepens the kiss.
we both be pull away and he rests his forehead on mine, i caress his cheek softly and he smiles.
“i love you y/n, always have” he says softly
“i love you too tony”
3 in the morning
pairing: tony x black!reader
summary: tony’s really beat up after a mission and your left to clean his wounds.
warnings: none
“what crawled up your ass” tony asks as i waddle into the infirmary.
“i don’t know maybe that i was woken up by jarvis at three in the morning asking me to clean you up” i waddle over to the cabinet and grab the first aid kit before walking back over to tony.
i grab his face gently and look at all of his cuts, “you really got your ass beat” i mumble as i grab an alcohol wipe. i look at tony as i open up the wipe and he gives me a look and i giggle before wiping the cut on his eyebrow.
after at least twenty minutes of tony being dramatic i get to his last cut, “i swear you’re trying to hurt me on purpose” he states and i chuckle.
“tony you’re just being a baby” he looks at me offended before swatting my ass harshly “ow that hurt” i whine and he chuckles “you ass” i roll my eyes before cleaning up the mess i made.
“thank you sweetheart” tony comes up from behind me a circles his hands around stomach and rubs my bump, he leaves a sloppy wet kiss on my cheek making me groan.
“oh tony come on” i try to get away from him but his grip is too tight “tony please” i beg but he doesn’t let go of me “tony!” i giggle as he leaves a another wet kiss on my cheek.
i turn around and face him, i caress his cheek and smile “i love you anthony” i coo and he smiles.
“i love you too”