Dyinghistoric I AM SCREAMING OMFG SEND HELP. >_

dyinghistoric I AM SCREAMING OMFG SEND HELP. >_<

adira-tyree wrote quite possibly the cutest mad max text post I’ve ever seen and I knew I had to draw it!

That would be The Dag, babes.

She has got the look: fierce and long platinum blonde hair, awesome fashion style and tattoos, plus a weird personality to match. I’d like to imagine her and Coma-Doof doing a rocking jam session together and then performing their original song live at a big Citadel gathering where everyone just goes nuts.

Slit obviously crushing mad hard on her during the wild performance but trying his best not to look impressed (and failing spectacularly).

think about an au where the citadel annually celebrates the defeat of immortan joe via a massive neighborhood party and the citadel basically transforms into that memorable rave scene in the matrix reloaded where everyone just dances to the epic beats served by coma the doof warrior and his trusty backing drummers. think about nux and slit just losing themselves to the music and each other on the citadel grounds before sneaking out back to their chambers to fuck each others brains out.

Ug /lawd/

As a lover of literally every type of dance music and any type of dancing that goes along with said music, /this is sooooo greeeaaaaaat/

Praise the matrix reference, that was my favorite part of that movie (I’m pretty sure it was the second one?)

“Then who killed the world?!” — The Splendid Angharad

Signs of summer life: clear blue skies and bright green beach foliage. This is the life...

WHELP

I think we need our fandom comrades to drag us both together because I’m also DYING of this >_<

Speaking of that remix, this was the only legit one I could find of the song using the same visuals of the video. Not exactly containing the epic electric guitar riffs of Coma, but the aggressiveness of it along with the chopped-up vocals is close enough for me.

And now that I think about it... The co-ed group of beautiful and body-diverse hippies in the music video could probably be like the Citadel gang. Nux and Slit doing their nude dancing thing while the rest of the Wives are off to the side getting high on a particularly strong batch of weed prepared by the Dag.

think about an au where the citadel annually celebrates the defeat of immortan joe via a massive neighborhood party and the citadel basically transforms into that memorable rave scene in the matrix reloaded where everyone just dances to the epic beats served by coma the doof warrior and his trusty backing drummers. think about nux and slit just losing themselves to the music and each other on the citadel grounds before sneaking out back to their chambers to fuck each others brains out.

Ug /lawd/

As a lover of literally every type of dance music and any type of dancing that goes along with said music, /this is sooooo greeeaaaaaat/

Praise the matrix reference, that was my favorite part of that movie (I’m pretty sure it was the second one?)

Mad Max: Fury Road x Mean Girls #002

Max Rockatansky: Hey!

Immortan Joe: Why were you talking to Imperator Furiosa?

Max Rockatansky: I don't know. I mean, she's so weird! She just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about guzzoline.

Immortan Joe: *scoffs*

Immortan Joe: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Imperator Furiosa. We were best friends in the early days of the Citadel. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in our eighth year, I started my harem of Wives with the Splendid Angharad who was totally gorgeous but then she started to make scars on her face, and Furiosa was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Splendid, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so OBSESSED with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Wives pool party, I was like, "Furiosa, I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian Imperator." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian Imperator at my party. There were gonna be hot straight breeders there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN IMPERATOR! So then her war party called my war party and started yelling at them, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of the Citadel because no one would talk to her. And when she came back in the fall for a major salvage run, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on guzzoline.