Enby Tsuyu

enby tsuyu

reporter: are you male or female?

tsuyu: i'm a frog!

reporter: but what's in your pants?

tsuyu: nothing kero. this hero suit doesn't have any pockets.

zoom

ft. mic forgetting hagakure's quirk

...

present mic: cameras on please!

class 1-a: *turns cameras on*

present mic: hagakure! nice room, but we should see your face!

hagakure: *calmly unmutes microphone*

hagakure: i'm in front of the camera, yamada-sensei.

present mic: but i can't see you!

hagakure: i'm invisible.

present mic: that doesn't matter.

hagakure: i. am. invisible.

present mic: can you make yourself visible?

hagakure: *leaves meeting*

does class 1-a sing in the shower (part one)

do aoyama, ashido, asui, iida, and uraraka sing in the shower bath?

part one - you are here!

part two - ojiro, kaminari, kirishima, koda, sato

part three - shouji, jirou, sero, tokoyami, todoroki

part four - hagakure, bakugou, midoriya, mineta, yaoyorozu

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aoyama yuuga: yes

can often be heard belting out a showtune

this kid is l o u d

and has a giant vocal range

three words

“defying gravity riff”

over and over and over

often forgets that he lives with 19 of his classmates and 1 teacher

ashido mina: no

i think she dances though

yes

dances in the bath

she hums along to her playlist

all filled with 2000s bops ofc

asui tsuyu: no

bath time is not singing time

she just soaks in the tub

no thoughts

no anything

just her and the water

iida tenya: no

doesn’t sing to begin with

wait

are iida’s engines waterproof?

in the pool episode, he didn’t touch the water at all

plus his engines were activated

wait

i’ve got it

iida plastic wraps his legs

spends 30 minutes with a whole roll

wrapping his calves

then he gets into the tub

uraraka ochako: no

sorry but her voice isn’t very good

sadly she’s aware of that fact

she loves playing around with her skincare routine though

there’s just a mountain of soaps and lotions and scrubs in the baths

who’s paying for it though?

a certain pro hero father...perhaps

mastermind shoto coming in clutch

im sorry for beginning the wormification of the owl house fandom yesterday (lie)

brb going to write a heist mission starring these three-

hey there :D you’re leading a heist for VILE and are allowed to pick a crew of three other operatives to work alongside. who are you taking and why?

DEFINITELY El Topo, Paperstar, and Neal the eel.

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El Topo: Personal tunnel driller- this dude can literally bust into any building through his tunnels and ngl, that is pretty useful when you're getting chased or cornered.

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Paper Star: Her paper can slice through anything (depends on what type of paper she uses). She also has great accuracy which is useful for targeting something or someone who gets in the way of the heist. (Her humming also reminds me of Columbina.)

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Neal The Eel: He can greatly help when you need to go into a room but the only option is either through a tight air vent or a small space which can't fit you or any other operatives. He can slip and open it for you and the others and finish the heist with ease.

(note: sorry if i answered late to your ask, somehow tumblr didn't notify me-)

uh hi can i request an eri head cannon w a big sisterly reader that plays w her n has tea parties w eri shinso and aizawa a lot?? thank you^^

yes you can, anon! (also, first request! tysm!)

also, i completely ignored the fact that ua are living in dorms when eri comes, so bear with me here.

tea parties with the aizawas

you were VERY concerned the first time you saw a certain purple-haired sleepyhead

of course, it would be weird if you came off this paranoid

so, you went for a:

“are you okay? you don’t look like you’ve been getting much sleep.”

shinso was used to being asked this

he averaged two to four hours per night

no wonder his eyebags were the size of golf balls

“didn’t sleep last night.”

“do you want me to take notes for you?”

“it’s fine.”

months passed by

you showered him with concern and love

it startled him for the most part

he wasn’t used to this much attention

at least from anyone other than aizawa

and eri, his new “sister”

most were fine with surface-level answers

an “i’m okay”

but you-

you went above and beyond for him

“gum? you look like you could use some.”

“you sure?”

you simply nodded in response and handed him a stick

more like forced it into his hand

and then the words came out of his mouth

“areyoufreethisfridayafterschool?”

he wasn’t thinking

oopsies

“i am, actually!”

he decided to go along with it

you seemed like the perfect sister big sisterly friend for this

“would you be interested...in coming to a tea party? a pretend one. it’s with my younger sister.”

you weren’t used to the boy being so stuttery before

he was always so put together

but you kinda enjoyed it

shinso notices the silence and tries to abort mission

“of course, you don’t have to come if you don’t want to. i know that we’re not really that clo-”

“i’d love to.”

“really?

“can i bring cupcakes?”

“if you really want to.”

come friday after school

aizawa was surprised when he answered the door

the ua uniform was the first thing he noticed

was it one of shinso’s friends?

WAS IT HITOSHI’S S/O?

HE’S NOT ALLOWED TO DATE YET!!!

aizawa switched to parent mode

but all that managed to come out of his mouth was:

“who are you?”

“i’m shinso’s friend. y/l/n y/n.”

oh

BUT THEY COULD STILL BE HITOSHI’S S/O

NO SECRETS WILL BE KEPT FROM MEEEE

aizawa turns behind him

“hitoshi! did you invite someone?”

he turned back to you

“it’s for safety purposes.”

“i understand.”

shinso rushed down to the front door

“hi y/l/n.”

“i brought cupcakes. i got the red velvet ones you said your sister liked.”

you held a box in front of you

aizawa’s heart had been stolen

hitoshi thinks that eri is his sister

hitoshi has a friend

and they brought cupcakes for eri?

I WILL STILL BE WATCHING YOU, Y/L/N, NO MATTER HOW NICE YOU ARE TO MY KIDS

shinso took the cupcakes to the kitchen

“eri! y/l/n is here!” shinso tiredly shouted as he led you upstairs

“eri’s your sister?”

“yeah. they’re really excited to see you. don’t let the shyness fool you.”

“any tips?”

“just be how you were with me.”

you laughed as you guys entered the room

set up on a blanket was a set of teacups, plates, and spoons

a girl with pale blue hair and a red overall skirt was setting down a teapot

“hey, eri,” you smiled. “it’s nice to finally see you.”

the girl turned to the purple-haired boy beside you

“is that y/l/n?”

“yeah. they’re here for your tea party.”

shinso sat down at a place setting next to eri, and offered you a seat next to him

you sat down, waving to eri

eri waved back

shinso grinned and started pouring “tea”

you poured the creamer into the cups

eri dumped the whole sugar pot in shinso’s cup

“hitoshi loves sugar!” eri giggled while telling you

“really?” you question and eri nods. “i didn’t know that.”

you all take sips of your tea 

shinso’s was in the middle of “buttering” a slice of “bread” when his father came up to check on you guys

the cuteness killed him

“aizawa! we saved some tea for you!” eri said

he sat next to you and eri

eri made him a cup

he drank that alongside his own cup of black coffee

you watched as he was crowned a prince (courtesy of eri)

shinso cleared his throat and put down his bread

“there’s a surprise downstairs, eri.” 

“really?” eri grinned

“wanna see for yourself?”

“yeah!”

you followed the family downstairs

shinso opened the fridge and got out the box

eri squealed when she saw the contents

“red cupcakes! thank you hitoshi!” 

she wraps shinso with her tiny arms and he laughs

“you really should be thanking y/l/n. they bought them for you. i just picked the flavor.”

“thanks y/l/n!”

your heart skipped a beat when she went to hug you

“you’re welcome eri-chan.”

“can i call you y/l/n-chan?”

“yeah!”

“can hitoshi call you that too?” eri giggled

your face turned as red as the cupcakes you brought

“i don’t know if he’s comfortable with calling me that, eri-chan.”

“of course he’ll be fine with it! he was calling you that before you came here!”

shinso hid his face in his hands

“don’t expose me like that, eri.”

“you can call me that if you’d like.”

shinso brings the cupcakes out of the box and offers one to everyone

“thanks for coming, y/l/n-chan.”

“you’re welcome.”

“you should come next friday!” eri bounces up and down.

“only if your dad says it’s okay.”

aizawa warmly smiles and takes a bite of his cupcake

you make both of his kids happy

“it’s okay.”

it’s safe to say that you’re coming every friday