I post funny things I find in life when the mood strikes me
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What if the flat earthers and the round earthers are both right in a way and the earth is just a huge mound of unbaked cookie dough
Hank the equine journalist
Wouldn’t the proper way to say “what are you up to” be “to what are you up”?
Not to be confused with the “Did Nothing Wrong Club”
So I noticed a thing… They deserve so much more
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Armagordin Caption by @thechubbyhobo
This sounds more like a pickup line than a fortune.
Monika: I wrote you a song on the piano!
(Plays “Your Reality” complete with violin, guitar, and other instrumental accompaniment)
Me: Monika you lying bitch
I always knew she was the devil.
Showing the protagonist of Black Butler to different groups:
Normal Person: What’s his name?
Anime-watcher: It’s Ciel Phantomhive!
Manga-Reader: WHAT IS HIS NAME
My brother sent us all a picture of an ape from the zoo and my dad said "you need to shave" and I'm dying
I'm not an expert, but I don't really think this is something they should be advertising
Ruby: Oh, no! The poison's getting worse! He doesn't even know what he's saying anymore!
Qrow: (cradles microphone) Shhhh, the audience...needs to know.... about Remnant!
Jaune: Now he's breaking the forth wall, too!
So...
Is Qrow recording the lines for World of Remnant as he’s carried throughout Mistral, dying, armed with nothing but a microphone and a script? He must make Team JNRR super confused.
Unfortunately, it seems as though Tyrian will remain constipated forever.
I'll bet that that's the Pokémon who plays pikachu in the anime
I’M FUCKING YELLING THIS PIKACHU IS A MOVIE STAR OR SOME SHIT AND IT’S ALL POSH AND SNOOTY AND THE GUY NEXT TO HIM CALLS HIM MASTER CHUUSTER I AM DECEASED 10/10 BEST GAME
Dad (expecting to be let in): I'm at the front door
Me (sitting on the couch): that's nice
