What The Fuck Is It About Chinese Cakes That Make It So Good Without So Much Of The Sugar Added In American
What the fuck is it about Chinese cakes that make it so good without so much of the sugar added in American sweets?
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Here's my contribution to Merlin
You ever having a good day then you just suddenly remember the ending of one of your favorite shows or movies, and then just feel bad? I shouldn't be feeling bad, it was the writer???

Tumblr text posts are like random people coming up to talk to you in public and some you ignore, while others you give a full explanation of specific niche interests that you share. For example, Martin Luther, who was the first Tumblr user.
Roman Wife Applications
I keep having this fantasy where I'm a servant and I impress a rich Roman lady. We become closer, eventually both (secretly) yearning for each other. Until, I run away to forget my hopeless love for her and to fight for my dream. Then, I come back two or three years later, with a successful career, and she's still been waiting for me. That night, she hosts a celebration for my return, yet she sneaks me up to her room, where I tell her stories of my travels and I become drunken with wine, accidentally telling her of my love for her. The next morning, she teases me about it, and she entrusts her love to me as well. I make her my wife, taking care of her, and her of me, just like I did when I was her servant girl. But since I can't go back in time, I'll settle for marrying a professor of classical culture and language. Bonus if she's Italian.
Me: *shaking and crying* Maybe if I look at some memes I'll feel better
This cursed site knowing exactly what I'm thinking: Here's a meme describing your exact situation :)
Me: Oh G-D, oh fUcー