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Hairless cats: I need to get me a villain sugar daddy
What the fuck is it about Chinese cakes that make it so good without so much of the sugar added in American sweets?
Tumblr text posts are like random people coming up to talk to you in public and some you ignore, while others you give a full explanation of specific niche interests that you share. For example, Martin Luther, who was the first Tumblr user.
The fake therapy sessions people have in their heads are just mental vibe checks
Subways is literally a bottom because you tell them exactly what you want at the store and they follow your directions. Dominos is a top because you're there for pizza and all you do is tell them what TOPpings you want. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
Just found out sexism is not pronounced "sexy-ism" and is not in fact a political ideology about only letting sexy people be in government
hiii👁️👅👁️ skkskkdkke🤡🤡🤡
WAIT WHY AM I JUST NOW SEEING THIS HAHDBDNSNJDJA IM DEAD
MY TIMELINE HAS BEEN SO MESSED UP THE PAST TWO DAYS LIKE I HAVENT SEEN ANY OF MY MUTUALS POSTS??
baffling how much of this site is just conservative protestantism with a gay hat
dante alighieri said fatti non foste a viver come bruti, ma per seguir virtute e canoscenza, “you weren’t made to live as brutes but to follow virtue and knowledge”, in 1300, and you know what? 1) it still slaps 2) he was unknowingly @ ing ninety-nine percent of the people on here
tumblr is acting all dumblr again….