This Joke Suggests Itself, After Omega Said That Rex Is From The First Generation

This joke suggests itself, after Omega said that Rex is from the first generation

A random headcanon that has no canonical justification. Tech and Cross -twins, former Siamese. By the will of fate, they were born like this, but fortunately the merger allowed them to be separated without any problems. Since that time, everyone has a huge scar on their side, in memory of the fact that they were once literally one.

By the way, I'm going to hell for this, but I can't help but make a joke about it.

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The one-armed Characters Club.

McCree: Why is Crosshair standing aside?

Magnus: And he's not fully in our club yet, he doesn't have a prosthetic arm.

Cross: I pray about it every day.

Magnus: So are we, honey, so are we.

Do you know what I expected from the new series?

Dialogue in the spirit:

"Brown-eyes friend, my friend"

"Why do you call him Brown-eyes?"

"What else should I call my boyfriend?"

"Wait, what?"

As they say in Russia, "No matter whose cow was mooing, yours would be silent."

Crosshair: A pirate, really?

Tech: *looks over at Ventress, the ex-Sith* You are the last person in the galaxy to talk.

What the technique has come to, we will find out the character from the buns😂

I've truly hit rock bottom.

The major complaint with all our delusional takes regarding Tech's survival is that we are taking them out of our asses, but in this case, it is quite literally outta someone's ass.

Look, I don't wanna dunk on my main man, but Tech's got no booty. He is as flat as an airport landing strip in the Netherlands. I don't know what voodoo dark magic Nala Se did to strip Tech of the standard issue clone tushy, because our next possible candidate for Clone CX-2 is Cody, and dude is packin'.

Exhibit 1:

Certified 0° booty.

Exhibit 2:

That's a category 10 booty right here ^.

Now, fortunately for us the creatives put Clone CX-2 in a leotard from the waist down, so we got an unobstructed view of the clone's behind and I gotta say, it's some pretty convincing evidence right here that CX-2 is Tech.

Also, I made this account three years ago and have never changed the profile picture before, but today I did cause delusion is swallowing me whole.