This Joke Suggests Itself, After Omega Said That Rex Is From The First Generation

This joke suggests itself, after Omega said that Rex is from the first generation

When you're the thunderstorm of the neighborhood and your son is a cinnamon bun 🤣🤣🤣

Luke and Vader AU

Palpatine’s force lightning is nothing compared to the sheer might that is Luke’s puppy dog eyes.

This is actually how Obi-Wan is finally able to trail Luke and Vader. It’s hard to hide rumors of a tall, dark cloaked, man with a bubbly little boy doing amazing good deeds on various planets.

Tech: *wakes up after a head injury* Where am I? This is not a Camino!

Hunter: You seem to have amnesia. Therefore, I will explain briefly: The Republic, the Jedi Order and Kamino are no more, the Empire has replaced the Republic, which is not the best option, but as if we have a choice; now we live in a Pabu, you have a wife and two children, and this little girl is our Omega sister.

Tech: Wait, am I married?

Hunter: Yes, here on it * points to Phee*.

Tech: ...

Crosshair: I also walked away from the news that you have a girlfriend for the first six months. I came to my senses only when I was asked to give a speech at the wedding. And there I didn't even notice how you had twins.

By the way, I'm going to hell for this, but I can't help but make a joke about it.

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The one-armed Characters Club.

McCree: Why is Crosshair standing aside?

Magnus: And he's not fully in our club yet, he doesn't have a prosthetic arm.

Cross: I pray about it every day.

Magnus: So are we, honey, so are we.

A random headcanon that has no canonical justification. Tech and Cross -twins, former Siamese. By the will of fate, they were born like this, but fortunately the merger allowed them to be separated without any problems. Since that time, everyone has a huge scar on their side, in memory of the fact that they were once literally one.

Just a few hours and we'll get episode 12, which will either cheer us up by joking at the beginning, a few times in the middle and at the end, or we'll all get even more depressed and look forward to the next episodes with horror.

In the meantime, I will speak about the already released episodes. It pisses me off that we haven't seen Echo since the finale of episode 7. He didn't have much screen time last season anyway due to the fact that he left the main characters in the middle. And there is even less of it here. And it also pisses me off that another character, who has VERY little screen time in total, almost no disclosure and development, appears even less. Gods, what did the character Phee do to deserve this? She looks like some kind of one-size-fits-all character who played his role and that's it, he's just being removed, pushed into the background.

And about her relationship with the cinnamon bun, I'm completely silent. At least give her a photo of him on the control panel, which she looks at with sadness and longing.