
she/her humor takes practice and i am practicing. maybe not very well. anyway have my brain juice mortals!
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Its So Weird When You Go To A Friends House And Then. Its Just Like. Wow Your Forks Look So Different
it’s so weird when you go to a friend’s house and then. it’s just like. wow your forks look so different
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yesterday at the dinner table my sister just menacingly whispered "mentally ill" in my ear and then proceeded to jump out of her chair and start running around the kitchen screaming at the top of her lungs before promptly sitting back down like nothing had happened. I...do not know what to do with her
we have such mild weather where i live that it is exciting when we get anything more enthusiastic than a light rain every once in a while. but my family has traveled to other places and experienced the weather there, which surprises us sometimes. so, when we get any strange weather from abnormally cold temperatures to humidity during pouring rain my sister says,
“it feels like ohio today”
we should go to florida
enough toxic masculinity I'm ready for salubrious mexicanity. I'm ready for a social movement that encourages (esp straight, cis) men to indulge in things that make them more joyful, emotionally healthy, and help them strengthen not core muscles but core compassionate communication skills.


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Fun Fact: I spelled it that way because “gae” is the word for “goose” in a Gaelic language (can’t recall which atm)