Uther: You're Not Going To Fight A Magical Monster, Arthur.

Uther: You're not going to fight a magical monster, Arthur.

Merlin: But Arthur has such a good track record with magical monsters. Only last week he did not die after being severely wounded by one.

Uther:

Arthur: Merlin, you're not helping.

Merlin: I know. I'm not trying to.

Arthur: You mean to tell me, that you spend two whole days in the tavern?

Merlin: No.

Arthur: No, you didn't?

Merlin: No, I didn't mean to tell you that.

There isn't one yet, but feel free to write it ;c)

*Officer Arthur arrests a very chatty criminal named Merlin*

Arthur: You have the right to remain silent.

Arthur: And please feel free to exercise this right.

Merlin: Do you want to read? It's what I always do when I'm anxious.

*hands Arthur his book*

Arthur: "The magical mathematics of quantum physics."

Arthur: Hm, I don't knooow...Nope. I'm good. I'll wait for the movie.

*Officer Arthur arrests a very chatty criminal named Merlin*

Arthur: You have the right to remain silent.

Arthur: And please feel free to exercise this right.

Arthur: Is that understood?

Merlin: Yes.

Arthur: Yes, what?

Merlin: Yes, it is.

Arthur: Yes, it is what?

Merlin: Yes, it is understood.

Arthur: Yes, it is understood what?

Merlin: *sighs* You're not seriously asking me to call you 'Sire', are you?

Arthur: Yes, I am. Because I am your King and that's the appropriate way to address me. So, is that understood?

Merlin: Yes.

Merlin: …

Merlin: Sire.