Visiting Prince: I Want My Own Wing, A Personal Staff And A Tournament Held In My Honour. Oh, And I Want

Visiting Prince: I want my own wing, a personal staff and a tournament held in my honour. Oh, and I want that manservant.

Arthur: Pfff. Unbelieavable. He wants my manservant to do his chores. Can't he hire his own manservant?

Morgana: Arthur, he already has a manservant.

Arthur: What? Why would he want Merlin then?

Morgana:

Arthur:

Arthur: Oh. Ooh.

Visiting noble: Your Majesty, your servant is very well behaved. He didn't utter a single word all evening.

Arthur: Yes, thank you. It's because he was raised by tibetan monks.

Merlin: *shooting daggers at Arthur with his eyes*

*earlier that day*

Arthur: I warn you, Merlin. If you breathe so much as a single word at the feast tonight, you will take turns spending every night until next winter in either the stocks or the dungeons. Don't embarrass me.

Arthur: On second thought, magic your mouth shut for the remainder of the evening. Just to be sure.

Gaius: What happened to your face?

Merlin: My face?

Gaius: It's filthy.

Merlin: Oh-oh yeah. I-I was...I was cleaning the chimney.

Gaius: We have no chimney.

Merlin: I-uhm...Whaaaaaaaat?

Prompt #5:

Soulmate AU:

You know how they say you get hiccups when your soulmate thinks about you but kisses someone else?

Well, let’s just say Arthur does not suffer a shortage of partners, and Merlin is seriously fed up with his seemingly neverending hiccup.

Prompt #8:

“I called her and politely asked her not to publish it. She was really nice.”

“You slept with her.”

“A bit, yeah.”

Source: friends

Merlin: I just love meeting new people! They've got stories to tell, and-

Arthur: Can you stop being cheerful, please?