Prompt #8:

Prompt #8:

“I called her and politely asked her not to publish it. She was really nice.”

“You slept with her.”

“A bit, yeah.”

Source: friends

Arthur: When I am King you will be full fired.

Merlin: If you become king.

Merlin: And if you haven't fallen in love with me by then.

Arthur: What?

Arthur: Uncle. You're not bringing any weapons.

Aggravaine: Sire. I've been there a few years back. I might have made myself a few enemies thereabouts.

Merlin: *sarcastic* Enemies? You?! No! How can it be!

Prompt #5:

Soulmate AU:

You know how they say you get hiccups when your soulmate thinks about you but kisses someone else?

Well, let’s just say Arthur does not suffer a shortage of partners, and Merlin is seriously fed up with his seemingly neverending hiccup.

Arthur: I have to get inside! *tries and fails to kick in the door*

Merlin: I bet I can get you inside.

Arthur: Go ahead.

Merlin: I want a payraise.

Arthur: Fine.

Merlin: *knocks on the door*

Morgana: Come in, it's open!

Visiting noble: Your Majesty, your servant is very well behaved. He didn't utter a single word all evening.

Arthur: Yes, thank you. It's because he was raised by tibetan monks.

Merlin: *shooting daggers at Arthur with his eyes*

*earlier that day*

Arthur: I warn you, Merlin. If you breathe so much as a single word at the feast tonight, you will take turns spending every night until next winter in either the stocks or the dungeons. Don't embarrass me.

Arthur: On second thought, magic your mouth shut for the remainder of the evening. Just to be sure.