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Visiting Prince: I want my own wing, a personal staff and a tournament held in my honour. Oh, and I want that manservant.

Arthur: Pfff. Unbelieavable. He wants my manservant to do his chores. Can't he hire his own manservant?

Morgana: Arthur, he already has a manservant.

Arthur: What? Why would he want Merlin then?

Morgana:

Arthur:

Arthur: Oh. Ooh.

Arthur: ...and this will end in Merlin's family name being ruined.

Arthur:

Arthur: Speaking of which...Merlin? What is your family name?

Merlin: It's Merlin. Just Merlin.

Arthur: Just Merlin?

Merlin: Yes, Merlin. Like Cher.

Arthur: Merlin, just to be clear, me having a drink with a servant will be a one time thing.

Merlin: Pff, I've never actually served you.

Arthur: I will not pay for this, Merlin.

Merlin: Oh, so you're disobeying the law now? That's a turn on.

Arthur: No. I won't pay it because you will.

Merlin: That's a turn off.

Arthur: I will deduct it from your salary.

Merlin: My salary? So you're not sacking me?

Arthur: No. But you're grounded.

Merlin: Grounded? Can't you bend me over your knee and spank me like any normal adult would?

Merlin: Oh, look. Now there's a turn on again.

*after watching Uther and Catrina making heart eyes at each other*

Merlin: Should I poison the dinner, Sire?

Arthur: MERLIN!!!

Arthur: That's not for another two hours!!

Arthur: I have to get inside! *tries and fails to kick in the door*

Merlin: I bet I can get you inside.

Arthur: Go ahead.

Merlin: I want a payraise.

Arthur: Fine.

Merlin: *knocks on the door*

Morgana: Come in, it's open!

Merlin: Even though we're now married I want to keep working. We've always had two incomes in this family.

Arthur: Yes, love, but your income was always deducted from my income.

Penelope: (About Callisto) Did you know how he felt about me?

Cedric: Did I know? For 4 years now, I have been hinting to you, I have been hinting to him, I have been hinting him to hint to you. Why do you think I don’t have enough time to make patè?