Arthur: Merlin, Just To Be Clear, Me Having A Drink With A Servant Will Be A One Time Thing.

Arthur: Merlin, just to be clear, me having a drink with a servant will be a one time thing.

Merlin: Pff, I've never actually served you.

Merlin: I just love meeting new people! They've got stories to tell, and-

Arthur: Can you stop being cheerful, please?

Visiting noble: Your Majesty, your servant is very well behaved. He didn't utter a single word all evening.

Arthur: Yes, thank you. It's because he was raised by tibetan monks.

Merlin: *shooting daggers at Arthur with his eyes*

*earlier that day*

Arthur: I warn you, Merlin. If you breathe so much as a single word at the feast tonight, you will take turns spending every night until next winter in either the stocks or the dungeons. Don't embarrass me.

Arthur: On second thought, magic your mouth shut for the remainder of the evening. Just to be sure.

Thanks for your recs! I read them all and they are incredibly cute 😍

Do you have any recommendations for "wrong number" fics? Thanks! :c)

Here you go:

Wrong Number

Misdialed

Wrong Number

Damsel in a Phone Booth

A Different Kind of Dating Service

Prompt #8:

“I called her and politely asked her not to publish it. She was really nice.”

“You slept with her.”

“A bit, yeah.”

Source: friends

Prompt #4:

Once again Merlin has been poisoned.

This time with an extremely potent poison that Arthur knows always to be fatal. He doesn’t manage to save Merlin in time and has to watch his manservant die.

Merlin’s dead.

Until he isn’t.

Merlin is positive that something went wrong and they probably just used a wrong dosis, but Arthur is convinced that Merlin should be dead.

BONUS: They have been abducted and Merlin’s live is being used as leverage against Arthur.