So I Finished Unremembered Empire...

So I finished Unremembered Empire...

Actually I finished it like a week ago, I've just been wrangling with some gnarly insomnia and haven't had the brainpower to post. Ending thoughts:

For some reason I was under the impression that Vulkan was stark raving mad and stark raving naked when he charged Konrad Curze, and I'm deeply disappointed that he wasn't. Would it make sense? Probably not. Would it be fucking wild? Absolutely. I can only shake my head at Abnett's cowardice.

Does Curze have any motive beyond, "lol killing fun"?

Lion and Guilliman just fucking jumped Sanguinius as soon as he got off the ship, didn't they. Dude must have been so happy to see his brothers, and then they just cram a crown into his hands.

Euten rallying the Shattered Legions was phenomenal. Can we just make her their temporary primarch while they're on Macragge? They could use a mom, is all I'm saying.

I know it's a very serious moment, but I find the unexpected orbital drop to be such a hilarious concept. Baffled Macraggans getting bombarded by equally baffled Dark Angels. Imagine having a drop pod land in your neighborhood, and now you have these deeply embarrassed Astartes on your porch apologizing for blowing over your garage. Everyone comes out to stare. Someone's grandpa is convinced that the Word Bearers are attacking and has to be restrained from opening fire with a rusty old lasgun. A small child keeps escaping her parents to tell the Dark Angels that their armor is the wrong color. The Arbites are trying, and failing, to hustle everyone back into their homes. And then the Ultramarines come tearing in like the most deranged traffic cops to ever dog the streets. I'm gonna write fanfiction about this, mark my words.

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Au where Naruto can see ghosts and he constantly stares off into space and all the kids thing he’s weird but he’s just listening to Hashirama, Mito, Tobirama and Izuna talk and complain about how far the village fell.

Naruto always creeps out teachers by knowing things he just shouldn’t and constantly gets his ANBU guard in trouble because he just disappears.

Aka Naruto and his judgment squad/tutors

What if we scale it back a bit: AU where mito's soul was sealed away when she died (bc idk an Uzumaki soul might be useful) and naruto releases her after finding a folder labeled "Uzumaki" while snooping

where is the fic

okay, please imagine with me:

mito is in konoha on a diplomatic mission and the moment she meets hashirama, she knows she needs the man in her bed asap. i mean, have you seen him? yeah, she's gonna tap that, all right. so she tries to woo him inside her pants, tries to get him alone on every possible occasion, and the more time she spends with him, the more she crushes on him and thirsts for him equally

meanwhile, tobirama sees mito always hanging around hashirama and comes to the wrong conclusion. the senju and uzumaki might be allies, but clearly, mito must be a spy, for why else would she try to spend so much alone time with hashirama? oh hell no, this woman is not going to hurt his brother, he will make sure of that

hashirama, on the other hand, is completely oblivious to mito's advancements, however, he sees tobirama following mito around a lot, and because they're of the same blood, he also comes to the wrong conclusion: obviously, tobirama has a crush! which is really cute but also embarrassing, because "really tobirama, you can't just stalk the woman and hope she'll like you back." he's also a bit saddened as he finds himself rather enamored by mito. but for his little brother, he is willing to put those feelings aside, as much as it may hurt, and help him get the woman of his dreams

a comedy of error ensues in which mito tries to court hashirama with tobirama hot on her heels to expose her of her nefarious schemes, and hashirama heavily pines for mito while at the same time he tries to play wing-man for tobirama

it's a mess, really. madara meanwhile has a bet against the rest of konoha's jounin to win on how long it's gonna take these three idiots to realize what's up. (he might roll his eyes at hashirama's bad gambling habit, but hey, if it's a gamble against his best friend, madara is all in)

where for art the fic.

I am in desperate need of a Spiderman/Batman crossover fic (Based on Dark matter by mysterycyclone) but instead of Tim and Duke being his main friends or dick and Jaso finding him on the Secidn chapter, I need one where he goes to gotham academy with damian, maybe Jon and maps or who knows, I mean Damian is 14-15 in comics rn? (depending) and Peter could be 15-16, while Duke is 2 or 3 years older than them both, so maybe they're in gotham prep and stuff.

Like:

Damian, got told to interact with his peers, seeing Peter as the most competent inteligent-wise: Your academic achievements are not as dumb as the rest of our peers.

Peter slightly freaked out but curious: Thanks I guess?

Damian: *nods* I'm glad to FIDN someoene smart here.

After a while of being friends and relaxing more, this trio of idiots

Peter: Working on this is goign to make me go insane- *bangs head against notebook, Witha concussion, and sleep deprived*

Duke: Man need any help? Maybe if you got some rest by the manor-

Damian: You woudlnt have such a headache if you Didn't bang your head agaidnt the wall parker. But go on, it's a least slightly amusing.

Peter:*slightly joking* Hey man fuck you-

Sakura redesign from my fic Time Travel? What The Fuck?

where is the fic

Au where Dick puts a tracking chip in his brothers necks because he grew up with Batman and thinks it’s normal. His siblings, freaks just like him, are a little disturbed but mostly trying to hold back tears because omg he cares so much!!!!!