So I Finished Unremembered Empire...

So I finished Unremembered Empire...

Actually I finished it like a week ago, I've just been wrangling with some gnarly insomnia and haven't had the brainpower to post. Ending thoughts:

For some reason I was under the impression that Vulkan was stark raving mad and stark raving naked when he charged Konrad Curze, and I'm deeply disappointed that he wasn't. Would it make sense? Probably not. Would it be fucking wild? Absolutely. I can only shake my head at Abnett's cowardice.

Does Curze have any motive beyond, "lol killing fun"?

Lion and Guilliman just fucking jumped Sanguinius as soon as he got off the ship, didn't they. Dude must have been so happy to see his brothers, and then they just cram a crown into his hands.

Euten rallying the Shattered Legions was phenomenal. Can we just make her their temporary primarch while they're on Macragge? They could use a mom, is all I'm saying.

I know it's a very serious moment, but I find the unexpected orbital drop to be such a hilarious concept. Baffled Macraggans getting bombarded by equally baffled Dark Angels. Imagine having a drop pod land in your neighborhood, and now you have these deeply embarrassed Astartes on your porch apologizing for blowing over your garage. Everyone comes out to stare. Someone's grandpa is convinced that the Word Bearers are attacking and has to be restrained from opening fire with a rusty old lasgun. A small child keeps escaping her parents to tell the Dark Angels that their armor is the wrong color. The Arbites are trying, and failing, to hustle everyone back into their homes. And then the Ultramarines come tearing in like the most deranged traffic cops to ever dog the streets. I'm gonna write fanfiction about this, mark my words.

yo where is the fic

tim drake and nadia van dyne would get along great I feel like and this would either be a good thing or a terrible thing.

on the one hand, nadia is really good at getting people to recognize their own worth and taking care of them, and that's something that tim could probably use. and tim is, well, tim. he's a good leader, he's good with people, and nadia might need a break from being the leader so much. they tend to be "on" a lot of the time, and maybe having someone else who feels that pressure is some useful solidarity.

on the other hand, nadia has manic episodes in which she tries desperately to fix everyone around her, and tim is also completely obsessive about fixing things and finding answers. nadia built a tiny microverse lab in a necklace so she could get more done in less time. tim lost his spleen and bled out in the desert and didn't tell anyone. they are both not the healthiest in terms of work ethic! and they would absolutely make each other spiral.

wait so she is NOT a vampire any more, like, i only heard about it though fanfics, and that one comic with old man Logan and s.t.a.k.e.

And i thought that it was super cool and rad that they did that. so huh.

Actually insane to me that marvel got rid of Jubilee's vampirism because, for some reason, they were of the belief that nobody liked the vampirism thing and that there was nothing more they could do to explore it in interesting or original ways but if you ask any Jubilee fan about it, most of the time you'll be met with us saying nothing but good things about those years and how cool and different it was and what our favourite moments were

Ask us about anything after that vampirism though and you'll get a lot of "I dunno I guess she was okay in X issue" and "well there was that oneshot a little bit ago where she got some good stuff" etc

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

where for art the fic.

what if damian's "meeting his father later on" situation happened with jon?

like, lois is pregnant from clark but they break up for some unnecessarily unspecified reason and she keeps the child without clark even knowing she was pregnant

then some years later the kid's powers start showing up and lois (who had no idea clark was superman) is left confused and seeks clark to understand what's going on

meanwhile, batman is detecting all kinds of weird activity that indicates there's a kryptonian around, even when superman is away or with him

damian, who never trusted superman in the first place, goes to investigate alone and meets jon, who's flying around gotham with no control. damian threatens him, jon is confused because he doesn't mean any harm and when damian understands the situation they just chill there and talk about kid things

meanwhile, clark is freaking out that he has had a son for ten years now and didn't notice, whilst lois is also freaking out because 1. clark is superman. and 2. jon is gone and nowhere to be seen.

then batman just shows up from the apartment's shadows and is like "robin called me. he has found jon and held him with red sun bracelets so that he doesn't float away randomly."

the craziest weekend they ever experience

so i have a small AU that is taking up space in my brain so here you go.

So the AU is that ether Danzo or Orochimaru ( I have not decided which) clone the founders of Konoha, but they are are about 10 maybe 11. And they have the memory's of their lives up to that point, so they know certain lore and skills. And then Hiruzen has to find places for them to stay.

so Madara go's to Sasuke(maybe pre-massacre)

Tobirama and Hashirama go to Kakashi(because i love the theory that Sakumo is Tobi's son that i saw somewhere)

and Mito go's to the house of the last Uzumaki in Konoha.( and she is livid, for she remembers the palaces that they built by the sea)