Tank Girl Doesn't Get Enough Love Imo, It Was Made In 1995 And Adapted From A Comic Book Series, It Has

Tank Girl doesn't get enough love imo, it was made in 1995 and adapted from a comic book series, it has Lori Petty, Naomi Watts, Ice-T (who also did some of the music), Malcom McDowell, and Iggy Pop. The soundtrack is phenomenal, it has music from Joan Jett, Devo (their cover of their own song, Girl U Want is incredible), the magnificent bastards, Bush, Hole, and Veruca Salt. It's zainey, funny, semi-erotic, and the animated segments are phenomenal and hold up to this day. Everything about it is great. It's exactly what the MCU is trying to be these days.

Maybe if companies put as much effort into their games as we do into ignoring their ads, they wouldn't HAVE to create fake mobile game ads to get people to play their games

Bedbugs are great because for the eight or so years of your life, you are told these things exist by your parents, then as an older kid, you think they don't exist because you think that statement "Don't Let the bed bugs bite" was just something people said, but THEN, you come to learn that they ARE real and you gaslit yourself into thinking they weren't based on the premise you were smart enough to decipher a metaphor. And then as soon as you finally learn they're real, you have an encounter with them because irony is a bitch.

My little nefew: What happened to your arm?

Me: Well you see, when a car and a tree love each other very much...

Y'all think vampires get addicted to certain blood types the way we do certain foods and drugs? Like imagine a vampire tweaking because he didn't get his type-O fix that week.

D&D character idea:

A druid who takes mushrooms, and only turns into fucked-up version of animals they see on mushrooms. Like a rainbow bear that's dripping rainbow ooze.

You would have to find a DM willing to let you do that though (although I imagine it as more of a flavor thing that has no effect on the actual strength and gameplay).