Sorting Hellaverse Characters (part 1)

Sorting Hellaverse Characters (part 1)

I'm a major geek and this is combining 2 of my fave things (Note: I do not support J.K. Rowling or her views, as a member of the lgbtq community I disagree with her statements. I grew up on harry Potter and separate it from the author)

Charlie: Hufflepuff

C'mon yall. What else would she be in? Charlie is loyal as heck, caring, kind, and fair. Girl is the ultimate Hufflepuff! Besides, "Happy Day in Hell" is such a Hufflepuff vibe.

Vaggie: Gryffindor

Brave? Check. Down to fight? Double check. Fiercely protect of those she loves? Oh yeah. Vaggie is a Gryffindor for sure. I can see an argument for Hufflepuff, but her lines in "Starts with Sorry" seal the deal for me.

Sir pentious: Ravenclaw

Speaking of "Starts with Sorry", everyone's favorite redeemed snake is not a slippery Slytherin, but a wise Ravenclaw. He's creative, smart, witty, and dramatic. He would be the kid hanging out with Luna Lovegood discussing Nargles and explaining the logistics of his Egg Bois to Hagrid.

Alastor: Slytherin

This man is the King of Cunning, the Emperor of Ambition. If he isn't a Slytherun, then I'm going to heaven! (And we know that probably ain't happening). The way this man acts is so Slytherin! He is Salazaar Slytherin himself!

Blitzø: Gryffindor

I'm kinda on the fence about this one. I had to do some process of elimination. He's not a Ravenclaw because Blitz has atrocious grammar and spelling. He's not a slytherin because while he is ambitious, he works hard and doesnt have the confidence. The main thing stopping him from Hufflepuff is his anger and confrontational tendencies. He is brave, ballsy, and fierce, so Gryffindor sounds right to me.

Katie killjoy: Slytherin

From one Brandon Rogers character to another. This lady is willing to do whatever she has to, step on any toes she can, and hurt Tom as much as possible on her way ro the top. She would be a Hogwarts girl that clung onto Draco's every word.

Helluva boss fans just over in the corner waiting to see the scenes from the trailer in episodes

Me as an Murder drones fan and ninjago fan be like ( thank you Levi for making this)

Alastor absolutely would change the decor just to mess with Lucifer. Change the apples to microphones, expand the bar. Anything to mess with the short king.

Why can I see this with Stolitz?

Stolas: When you said 'magic in bed', I wasn't expecting...this...

Blitzø: (pulls out a card) Is this your card?

Stolas: Oh Lucifer...how did you...?

Angel: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this… Husk: pulls out card from deck Now, was this your card? Angel: Holy moly-

The LORE!

At the beginning of everything, before time or space, there was heaven. Heaven was a place of white and gold, with towering columns that stretched into the sky. Within this city were angels. Beings of light and knowledge. However, nothing pure can last long. The leader of Heaven, Kolab, had two sons. The youngest was called Lucifer.

Lucifer was a dreamer. He saw visions and had plans for the future. However, his father and the Angelic Council fear these radical ideas and tried to muffle Lucifer's voice.

As hard as they tried, others got wind of these ideas. Six other angels joined Lucifer in his quest for progress. They were, Satan, Beelzebub, Mammon, Leviathan, Belphagor, and Asmodeus. The Angelic Council feared that if their ideas were to spread, they would lose their power. So, they cast Lucifer and his crew into the vast darkness that surrounded heaven.

OMG I LOVE THESE

May be scheming