More Of A Whole Fandom Thing, Less Of A Ship Thing, But Here's What I've Got For One Line To Tell You

More of a whole fandom thing, less of a ship thing, but here's what I've got for one line to tell you what it is:

"real or not real?" "real."

"where did you get that magnet, Lily?"

"You'll get married, Jo. (...) And I'll watch."

"What if they say, 'get outta here, kid! you got no future!' I mean, I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection!"

"Of all the gin joints in the world, she walks into mine."

"The game is on."

"I wish I had a million dollars. Hot dog!"

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"A word which here means..."

"inconceivable!"

"Comparing my intellect to a broken cigarette lighter...that's an interesting mix of poetry and meaness."

"I don't want diamond sunbursts or marble halls. I just want you."

"Stay with me." "Always."

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

"Get me a glass of milk! Chocolate!"

"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”

"Can you hear it? Can you hear the ticking or the clocks, Goncharov?"

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

lloyd montgomery-garmadon is The Character Of All Time, like

he's half human quarter oni quarter dragon

his grandpa is God

his dad is the Dark Lord

thus lloyd may be the lego antichrist and/or lego jesus

he's the first antagonist of the series, discounting the pilot

he makes a face-turn within the first season because he's not evil, just like, 12 years old max

despite this, he ends up the leader of the team

the inciting incident for The Entire Show is that he wanted candy

loss of childhood innocence symbolized through literal loss of childhood

which means nobody knows how old he is, least of all himself

his name is a pun and his life is a star wars reference

has killed his dad thrice

has been killed twice

nobody knows what the hell his powers are. energy? power itself?

whadda hell man he got beam attacks who cares

the specialest boy ever bcuz god and destiny said so

I think it'd make them both deeply unsettled. Morro for feeling his trauma, and suddenly Lloyd's, and he's probably not old enough or mature enough to handle his own, much less anyone else's. And he knows he's hurting Lloyd too. And Lloyd, in the same way, has his own trauma and suddenly someone else's, and he's being controlled and is watching his friends get hurt, and he's still like, 12 in a teenager's body.

It'd be nice if the green brothers could sit down with a therapist and work through some issues. Maybe watch a movie together too, with snacks and ice cream. Maybe do some yoga. Catch a break for the first time in their collective lives.

we talk about morro being able to know how lloyd is feeling at all times while he was possessing lloyd, HOWEVER.

it's worth noting that morro is also probably traumatized (being raised to think he's the green ninja but not being the green ninja, dying when he was probably a teenager or VERY young adult, etc), something lloyd would take notice of. where's THAT conversation

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