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The simple solution: Put them all in S tier and get these LEGOs some therapy
(And some justice for Cole like CMON PEOPLES HE'S TRAUMATIZED TOO-)
"the ninja are sooo traumatized, mainly lloyd, zane and jay://" HAVE U SEEN COLEEEE in these most traumatized ninja list hes always in like last place… how. HOW ??
Let's move on to the second poll!!
Because Lloyd won the first poll, he won't be included in this poll.
:)
Ok so I was re-watching Ninjago ( please don't judge me i needed comfort and Ninjago is my comfort show. ) and I had this idea
Pairing Lou ( Coles dad) x reader Son Cole x mother reader platonic!
Pronouns used she/her sorry to my non binary royals and my gay royals
Tw death mention and hospitals
Flashback to when Cole was younger
You are in the hospital. " Mom!" Young Cole yelled as he ran over to you. " Hello my little world." You replied in and attempted to sit up. " You’re dad told me you got into a fight today. " You said . " I'm sorry mom." Cole replied " I don't want you to be sick anymore please please. " Young Cole begged. You and Lou shared a look and he walked out. " My little love the one's who we love dearly never truly leave us ." You said making the tiny Cole crack a smile. " You'll go on to do great things. " You smiled brightly at the little boy who had fallen asleep in your arms. You had a sneaking suspension that you had passed your Earth element onto him.
You were released a few weeks after that from the hospital . You lived for about 5 years after that before you peaceful died in your sleep.
Flashback over
Now Cole was fighting the skull sorcerer sorry I mean kill Vangelis when he came to realizations. " It was her it was all her. The blades never had power it was all my mom she did it with the spinjitzu first ". Cole muttered. " Alas your not half the warrior Y/n was!" Vangelis said. " Maybe not but I am her son." Cole replied and Cole managed to defeat Vangelis. " Thank you mom." Cole muttered to himself after it was all over.
" You have nothing to thank me for son you did it on your own and I'm so incredibly proud of you my life world. " You said from the after life
don’t know how much I like this but Cole dressed as the grim reaper 🤷
a friend wanted a certain elemental master so i drew how i imagine him looking as not lego
I know i usually do dp but i had a crossover idea
Ninjago x atla
More specifically if the main cast of ninjago was in atla
Cole would of course be an earth bender, i don't think too much would change about his history just put it in atla(i don't know a whole lot about coles backstory)
Zane would be a water bender that specialize in ice, of course zane would be human here so his history would have to change some, lets say zane was originally part of the northern water tribe but for one reason or another he ended up somewere in the earth kingdom with Amnesia.
For jay i think it would be both funny and kinda ironic for him to be a fire bender but struggles with the most basic form of fire bending but can still lighting bend just fine, for his history I'd say that his parents (i forget their names) are still mechanics but they work for the fire nation (its up to you if it's willingly or not) and jay ran from the fire nation
Kai would of course be a fire bender, lets say that ray was a fire bender who ranaway with maya a water bender and later the fire nation found them and killed them leaving kai and nya alone
Nya woud be a water bender, same as above and that similar to the ninjago pilot she was taken by the fire nation and kai had to go rescue her wich is how they meet the group
I think wu would actually be a non-bender who just really skilled and wise, he traveled the world and one by one came across the ninja instead of actively seeking them out like in the show.
I think lloyd would ether be a non-bender or a air bender, so garmadon would be a fire nation general and misako/koro would be either a non-bender or air bender and lloyd would have been mostly raised by wu.
For how they all met it would be mostly the same as the show, and they travels around in a group across the land and sea mostly avoiding the fire nation
Anything but normal eyes
Omg yes plz 🤩😂
Wu has been woken up at 4 in the morning to find Kai and Jay in a very intense Just Dance battle as Cole and Zane just watch in confused awe and you can’t change my mind.
So, one of the best ways to watch/rewatch the movie is frame-by-frame (or at least, slow-mo). The movie is actually super pretty, especially the set design. And, in classic lego movie style, all smear frames usually use lego pieces, which makes some very fluid and smooth quick-action.
But when you slow it down, coupled with the fact The LEGO Ninjago Movie is a little... loose with rules-
You get the most hilarious freeze frames and expressions. Which I naturally screenshot-ed to share with all of you today, first because I was bored and it sounded fun, then because I was laughing my head off.
So, below are frames from specifically that promo video (the quality is a little fuzzy which honestly just makes it even funnier)- and one day I’ll start posting some of the screenshots I found from the movie itself, once I actually organize that folder because I keep finding new ones.
Enjoy.
Starting with the green bean himself-
a very >:( boy
Next up, his dad, who just loves to stretch a lego leg much further than it’s supposed to.
Good sir please put your helmet back on-
Sir your leg-
Following Sir-I-Don’t-Care-About-Physics, we’ve got-
Behold. The majestic Water Ninja.
And don’t forget her brother!
‘Why’d my sword melt’
I think this is the angriest we see him in the whole movie, and it’s not even in the movie
Right after, we got m!Zane doing his best! :D
But that one’s kinda tame, right? WELL- m!Cole’s got you covered, because his little scene includes the distortion effect from the shockwave his hammer makes
Sir, that’s not a hammer, that’s a pickaxe-
Oh dear mother of mayhem what happened-
And then we’re back to spinning-
Side note, the spinning smear frames are actually quite pretty and the effect they make when on normal speed is super cool
And then we have m!Jay, who just-
YEET. But at least he stuck the landing- oh. Oh dear. Buddy, are you alright-
Heyyy bud, I can’t tell what’s your hand and what’s your leg. You’re just a pile of googly gob. But at least you don’t break physics when you spin- no, wait, he does.
Sir, you are a lego, I’m not sure you’re supposed to bend that way.
Aw fiddlesticks, he can’t hear us, he’s having too much fun
Aaaaaand onto Koko! Look at how amazing she looks-
Well, mostly amazing. Add that one to the expressions chart!
But hey, we’re done! Surely there’s not more freeze-frame worthy moments-
Wait, Master Wu, what are you- NO! PUT THAT LEG BACK THE WAY IT’S SUPPOSED TO OR SO HELP ME-
*Sigh* Can’t catch a break, huh. At least his nephew is-
...well, not the worst expression I’ve seen. He’s at least not breaking physics, so he’s-
m!Lloyd Montgomery Smith Garmadon, you are a lego, your leg is not supposed to touch your back, put it back-
m!KAI-
STOP ADDING EXTRA LEG-
FOR THE LOVE OF- okay, okay, we’re calm, we’re almost done, nobody else is gonna do anything crazy, it’s gonna be fi-
Thin ice, m!Nya, thin ice. Bent too far forward over your front leg, but you landed in a sick split, I gotta give you style points.
Okay. NOW they’re posing for the title card, so nobody’s gonna do anything crazy-
Garmadon, what are you-
NO-
SIR, YOUR LEG- STOP IT WITH THE LEG- GARMALEG ALERT, SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAN
LOOK WHAT HE DID, HE SCARED THE HAIR/HEAD RIGHT OFF OF m!COLE!
Seriously, these legos...
But now we’re done for real (until I eventually make a movie screenshot post)
I hope you enjoyed these priceless screenshot freeze-frames as much as I did.
Lego Ninjago Movie New, Secret Promo Video.
Boi, if only the Movie would have been this cool.
You know—
Cole was travelling around for a while too after he ran away from the dance school. He was out rock-climbing whatever mountain he could find. And we know that powers didn’t just come from their weapons, so he’s likely had superstrength & improved climbing skills that he didn’t notice—
So imagine this:
Local Villager: Making my way to the market, walking fast, faces pass—
[Sees a teen free-scale a 90 degree sheer cliff with no supplies, no rope, and no shirt in three seconds flat.]
Local Villager:
Local Villager, picking up speed: Walking faster so the spider demon cryptid doesn’t get me—
And heck, while we’re at it, if Jay ever tested any of his other intentions in the city/edge of the desert— POV you’re driving down the only road for miles in the Sea of Sand, it’s dawn, still dark but the barest hints of sunlight, mostly lit up by the sparking, flickering old street lamps here and there. You suddenly spot a strange shape at the side of the road and slow down, peering with squinting, curious eyes out of your window.
Bright beams of light like glowing eyes (special goggles) snap up to stare at you. You can’t really make out anything else— crooked shapes like mangled wings, perhaps, or jutting limbs out of the sand.
Startled and scared, you floor it, watching as all the street lamps around you suddenly fizzle out with a wild pop as if the lightbulbs just exploded. You hear an almost inhuman screech behind you, and vow never to drive this road again— at least not without the noon sun watching your back.
Anyway so yeah Zane, Cole, and Jay all having old cryptid rumours about them without knowing it, and Kai having heard about all three from passing travellers in his village while working the forge. He finds out later those three “Cryptids” are now his teammates
And then along comes Lloyd with even more cryptid rumours of the “red eyed feral raccoon child in the darkness that steals sugar” because Oni + dragon + candy-crazy runaway ex-Darkley’s kid
Dude I like to think that in his early life living in the woods with Dr Julien, Zane was a local cryptid for a while. There's just this really tall, almost expressionless guy dressed in all white that wanders around the woods. If he sees you struggling, sometimes firewood for the winter will show up outside your house. He disappears into the forest without a trace or a sound as soon as you see him. People make up stories about him. "Yeah I got this scar from the white demon of the forest" and "my family was blessed with extra fish because we left out warm soup for the winter spirit"
I just think that would be neat
S!Kai 53
"You’re right. I have no idea what I’m doing. I’m just making it up as I go along."
As soon as the words are out of his mouth, Kai feels three pairs of eyes turn to him.
Whoops. He probably shouldn’t have admitted it after all.
Well, no turning back now! He’s the elemental master of fire, unfortunately, not the elemental master of time.
Cole raises an eyebrow, eye twitching ever so slightly. “…you’re joking, right?”
Jay has far less tact, grabbing Kai by the shoulders and shaking him. “Kai, this is a really bad time for jokes, but you better be joking, because so help me if you don’t actually know what you’re doing when you suggested this plan in the first place and we only went with it because there’s so little options even Zane couldn’t compute one that doesn’t end in HORRIBLE DISASTER—”
“I’m sure Kai know what he’s doing,” Zane pipes up, though there’s almost a pleasing look in his eyes as he turns to Kai. “That is correct, no?”
Kai shrugs. “About 25% of that sentence was right.”
“The… ‘correct’, yes?”
“Try the ‘no’.”
That was evidently the wrong thing to say, as all three of his teammates now look like they want to strangle him.
Their faults for trusting him. Yes, sometimes he has thought-out plans— and sometimes he does not.
“So you’re telling us—” Jay starts, and oh boy Kai already knows this is going to end screechy, “—that you suggested this plan. Knowing you don’t know what your doing. Making it up as we go. For a situation where we really ducking need a plan or we’re all gonna DIE, BECAUSE WE’RE ABOUT TO BUNGIE-JUMP INTO THE PIT THE GREAT DEVOURER ONCE EMERGED FROM TO TRY TO FIND A REMAINING SCALE TO LIFT AN ANCIENT CURSE AND HOPING WE DON’T GET EATEN BY AN EVEN BIGGER SNAKE IN THE DARKNESS—”
Okay, getting too screechy now. Kai gives him a light nudge. “Just trust me.”
Jay goes flailing down the pit with a shriek. Cole turns to look at Kai. “You do remember we’re all connected to the same rope, right?”
Kai blanks. “Uhhh—”
And that’s all the warning he has before the slack stops being slack and yanks him into the pit after Jay.
Ninjago Magazine Comics Translated Issue 85 - The Sea Monster
Hey everyone! If you didn't know, Blue Ocean has a variety of non-canon Ninjago comics (minus one canon comic ft. the story of Lilly) in magazines. They're fun extra stories that happen between scenes or episodes of the show; but some of my favourites, like the one below, are between seasons. This one is Post Seabound. You can sometimes find these magazines in English, but they tend to be pretty rare depending on the area. They are, however, very popular in Europe, especially Germany, which is where I got my collection. As I'm bilingual in German, I've translated the comic below, trying to keep it as direct as possible while still making sense in English. Let me know if y'all enjoy it and if there's any issues in particular you want to see translated (I don't have every issue, but I have a fair bit from newer seasons and a few of older seasons).
The list of other translated comics (if I ever translate more) will be found here
Issue 98 (Post-Crystalized) -- The Kidnapping
Just a little thing with mic and cole
They are besties your honor - ft princess lesbian and a Pansexual ninja 💛💖
Cole: *Accidentally hits Jay in theface*
Cole: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Cole: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Jay: What's wrong with you?!
Alive but...gay :/ sigh.. The woke mind virus got ninjago....
Cropped vr
No actually wtf is this people are so pressed 4 what 💀💀💀 I promise you him being gay won't hurt you ❤
THEM!!!
Something something Kai mentions he’s touch starved in a casual joke on movie night but the others take it very seriously…
(can be read as already established polyninja or not, both are good)
YOUR MIND IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!
headcanon that Cole's childhood bedroom had that chalkboard paint on the walls so that he could draw on them
Based on a submission by @jay-cult skjhdaksjld
