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Hunter: Does my hair looks bad
Poppy: kinda of
Hunter: Oh
Poppy: But we can shave it off
Hunter: I like that idea
1 minute later
Poppy: You look worse, my bad
Hunter: I know
Apple: Oh, look, the last Apple fritter
Apple was going to grab it, but cerise took it
Apple looks at her: You bastard
Cerise looks at her and takes a bite, and slowly chews it
Apple's eyes began to twitch: You motherfucker!
Ashlynn: Apple chill
Apple: NO THAT WAS MINE APPLE FRITTER NOT HERS!!!
Humphrey was painting his side of the room purple
Dexter: What are you doing?
Humphrey: I'm painting my wall blue
Dexter: No, that's purple
Humphrey: No, it's blue !
Dexter: Are you colorblind?
Humphrey: I've been colorblind since I was 6
Dexter: Oh shit
Sorting Hat: slytherin!
Raven: YES!
Cerise: Yeah ! Both of us are the same house!
Raven: All right, babe, your turn
Dexter puts on the hat
Sorting Hat: hufflepuff!
Raven: WHAT !
Dexter: Yay
Raven: First, maddie and now him !!
Cerise: Wait, where is she?
Raven: In ravenclaw!
Cerise: Shit
Raven: maddie wake up!
Cerise: Come on, girl, please
Madeline wakes up screaming
Raven: Oh, think God
Madeline: You should have seen her titties
Cerise was confused: What titties ?
Madeline: The titties! They were incredible. I almost touched them
Raven: we should stay away from that drug
Apple: Look
Darling: Yeah, it's a punch machine who ever punches the hardest have a higher Score
Apple: Oh, okay, hold my ring
Darling holds Apple's rings: alright
Apple punches the machine and breaks the glass: my score is 999
Darling was shocked and scared: Yeah
The next day
Darling was wearing a maid outfit: you want dinner, babe
Darling: My wife thighs are like ear muffs
Dexter: the fuck ?
Darling: Sorry, what was that
Dexter: Sis, no one asked where the hell did that come from
Darling: Sorry I blacked out one more time
Dexter sees that one of her pupils is big: Sis, ginger hit you on your head with a wood rolling pin. I think you have cte
Darling: I smell pennies
Dexter: Cool. Hospital?
Holly: Can I please have two guyros
Ginger: Gyros
Holly: Yeah, guyros two of them bitches
Ginger: Gyros
Blondie: Can we please have two gayros
Poppy: can I have one
Blondie: Anyway, two gayros, and it's my birthday today
Ginger: Dawg
Poppy: I know you fucking heard me you walking ring pop !
Ginger: How about you perras get out !
Holly: Damn bitch, is you greek or Spanish?
Eah, janitor goes in the bathroom: Jesus fuck
Madeline: Huh
Eah, janitor: kid, you are naked
Madeline: Oh, you there, boy tell me what is it day today
Eah, janitor: I'm thirty-seven. Is there a reason why you in here
Madeline: I pushed the door, and it was locked
Eah, janitor: it says pull, not push. I will call your parents, okay
Madeline: Yes, pappa will know what to do
Rosabella was half sleep, and Melody was driving the car
Melody: Wake her up!
Briar: Wake up
Rosabella: Huh, what ?
Briar: it's your birthday!
Rosabella: it's four in the morning
Briar: So
Sparrow was sick, and he began to breathe out of his mouth and cerise started to crash out
Cerise: I had enough!!
Sparrow: What?
Cerise: Do you always breathe like that !!
Sparrow: No, is that I'm sick, that why
Cerise: Stay in your fucking dormroom!
Can you do dexven pls?
Dexter: Are you wearing my shirt ?
Raven: Yeah
Dexter: I'm gonna wear your shirt too
Raven: Babe, wait, hold on
Dexter wears Raven's shirt: I think I'm stuck
Raven: Just rip it
Dexter: I can't
Evil Queen gets in her car and looks back: where is she?
Evie: In the store
Evil Queen: Fuck !
Evil Queen goes in the store again and sees her: bring your little ass here !
Raven began to run away from her: No
Evil Queen: come back here!
I was wondering if you could do cerise x clawdeen
Please 🥺🙏
Clawdeen: Are you ready for our date
Cerise: But it's nighttime
Clawdeen: I know
Cerise: But why
Clawdeen: Because it's fun, so let's go
Cerise: Okay, I guess
Ginger: I have to find my girl. I'm so worried about her
Cerise: Seriously, what do you see in maddie ?
Ginger: She makes me laugh
Cerise: Jesus
The year was 1977
Cupid: Can I go in your coffin
Raven: we can sleep on the bed tonight
Cupid: Why ?
Raven: No reason
Cupid goes in the room and looks cockroach: Are you scared of a cockroach ?
Raven: That evil little beast flew in my face, babe !
Cupid: You're a vampire, and you're scared of a cockroach?
Briar was driving the car
Rosabella: Ask me a question justine
Justine: Are you a closeted lesbian?
Rosabella:
Justine:
Rosabella: Next question
Apple: Are you schisophrenic, Blondie?
Blondie looks at Cupid
Cupid as a hallucination: tell her no, chérie
Blondie: No
Apple: You sure
Blondie: Yes
Apple: You keep looking at a wall. There's no one there !
Guys, guess who pulls an all-nighter. ME I DID IT
It was an accident i didn't mean to do it and I'm tired as fuck right but I have coffee so.....
At a costume party
Holly: Hey darling
Darling: what the fuck is that
Holly: I'm Spider-Man!
Darling:
Holly:
Darling: Jesus
Holly: And you !
Darling: Nightwing
Holly: Why
At Cupid's wedding
Poppy: Since I'm Cupid's best woman, I have a good question for you
Darling was fixing her gloves: What is it
Poppy: How do you and Apple. Um, you know, do it ?
Darling: That's none of your business!
Poppy: Listen, I'm concerned. Okay, since you're bigger than her and I hate to wake up one morning and find out that she was killed by a cave woman
Poppy began to run away
Darling: Come back here!
Evie was crying of joy: I can finally leave! auradon, I'm coming home, sweetie
Faybelle puts her to sleep
A few moments later ✨️
Evie wakes up: I'm back in the fucking building again!
Evie began to cry
Melody: Just pass the note to her
Holly: Fine
Holly puts the love note on Raven's table
Raven opens the note: guess who likes you ?
Raven looks at Holly
Holly: Hi
2 minutes later
The paramedics were carrying holly to the ambulance
Melody: Holly, I'm so sorry
The paramedic: she can't hear now. We had to pack her ears with gauze
I did it 👁👁