eahravenmh - eahbluemh35
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she/her, and I'm old enough to drink. plus, they're adults. Mdni

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1 year ago

Kitty steals five dollars

Nina: You're that broke. You need to steal five dollars

Kitty: Yes, you're that broke. You need it back?

Madeline: My bad excuse, my friend, that'll be five more dollars

Nina gave her the five dollars to her, and maddie put it in her pocket

Nina: Really


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1 year ago

Apple: My tummy is hungry for some din din

Cerise: what the fuck is a din din

Apple: Dinner, I'm hungry for some din din

Cerise: If you keep saying that your ass done done


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1 year ago

In the hospital

Blondie: My wife, she'll get upset if she you touching me like that on my chest

Cupid: I am wife

Blondie looks at her, and the heart monitor starts to increase

Blondie: Hey 💓


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1 year ago

Justine: Just call her

Blondie shaking and calling apple and Apple answered the phone

Apple: Hello?

Blondie: Apple

Apple: Who is this ?

Blondie: Apple

Apple: Who's calling?

Blondie: it is me

Apple: What?

Blondie: Will you go there

Apple: Go where? What

Blondie: do you eat ?

Apple: What the hell is this !?

Blondie: I've got the money

Apple:

Blondie: Apple

Justine breaks the phone: Blondie, that was…..chilling

Blondie: I blacked out


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1 year ago

Dexter: Oh god, why me !?

Darling goes in the room: Rev up those fryers cause I am sure hungry for one-

Dexter takes off his glasses: Did you tell your girlfriend you love her

Darling: Yeah, why 😀

Dexter: Good, you won't be seeing her anymore

Darling: Wait, no, I'm sorry


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1 year ago

Blondie: I wonder what my girl is texting

Cerise: Other bitches

Blondie looks at her: really

Cerise: Yep

Blondie:.... CUPID !

Rosabella: Why would you say that

Cerise: Destruction


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1 year ago

Nina: Did I go to far ?

Madeline: No, you went too far seven hours ago. Now you're going to jail


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1 year ago

Raven: darling was.... a friend

Justine: See? It's not that hard to say something nice. Oh, you're vomiting


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1 year ago

Heart struck in the nutshell

Madeline: Ladies contaminate me

Madeline opened her arm, and the girls started to attack darling

Darling: HELP !

Madeline: Charming girl typical


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1 year ago

Happy birthday 🎂 hope your day goes well

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1 year ago

At the movie theater

Apple: Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but you're sitting in my seat.

Darling: My apologies.

Darling gets up from the chair: the movie starts soon, so I'll hurry up and get out of your way, so excuse me.

Apple: WAIT, as a matter of fact, you sit there, and I'll sit on your lap.


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1 year ago

Evie: I'm never gonna have to see any of you fuckers ever again

Blondie puts her head down

Evie: Oh blondie. I might still hang out with you, blondie. You're cool


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1 year ago

Darling: I broke rosabella's glasses by accident

Holly: You should tell her

Darling: Okay

Rosabella: Have you seen my glasses

Darling: I broke it...

Rosabella:

Darling: Rose

Rosabella: hijo de puta ! God damn it!!!

Darling: I'm sorry

Holly: What'd you say ?

Rosabella: son of a bitch


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1 year ago
eahravenmh - eahbluemh35

👁👁

She here

Finally, my cupid doll is not alone anymore


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1 year ago

Sparrow: Is that a pool party I hear !? Cannonball

Sparrow jumps into the pool

Sparrow pov

And that moment I remembered. Hunter doesn't have a pool

Hunter: Dude, are you okay ?

Alistair: Yeah

Sparrow: Call the ambulance


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1 year ago

Poppy: I don't even like peeps.

Cedar: Yeah, me neither.

Melody: I actually like peeps. They're like my favorite.

Poppy: Oh, shut up, Melody.


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1 year ago

Good king: I miss sleep so much

Evil Queen: Me too

Good king: remind me not to have another baby

Evil Queen: I will

Evie as a baby: yawns

Evil Queen and good king look at her: 💓🥹

Evil Queen: Okay, maybe one more

Good king: Yeah, one more


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1 year ago

On a date

Cupid: So, who asked to be-

Raven: I was forced

Blondie: Oh

Apple: Don't be silly. You agreed to this

Raven: did I

Apple looks at her: real funny

Cupid laughing her lung out: they're so cute together, awww


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1 year ago

Apple: Blondie, I heard no one is going to your birthday blowout

1 minute later

Apple: What do you mean everyone's going to the birthday blowout !?

Darling: I mean, are you invited?

Apple: Of course I'm invited!

Apple starts to fake cry: Blondie always hurt my feelings


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1 year ago

At the park

Blondie: No running you piece of shit

Darling was running: I'll run as much as I want to. Running is a great way to clear up last night bad choices. I had cheesecake. I'm just loving life

Darling falls on top of rosabella

Rosabella: Help, I'm under attack by a lesbian !


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1 year ago
My Beautiful Boy

My beautiful boy 🐑


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1 year ago

Raven ties up balloons on a darling doll: she is going to the moon !

Cupid: Yep, tho I kinda feel bad

Raven: Why

Cupid: because that Apple doll and her girlfriend give her that

Raven goes outside and releases the doll: Bye

Cupid: Bye

1 hour later

Apple was crying, and sobbing started hugging raven

Raven: Apple, that's right in my fucking ear get off me !

Apple: This is your fault and yours !

Cupid: I'm sorry

Apple: I hate you guys

Raven: Just get out of my house


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1 year ago

Melody: I'm to make a milkshake peeps

Justine: You're going to throw up

Melody: No, I won't, okay, and plus, today is Easter, so I'm going to make it

Justine: okay

5 minutes later

Justine is knocking on the bathroom door: Are you okay

Melody: No, my stomach hurts


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