The Premium Version Of Human Is Here To Wreck House, Mfs.

The premium version of human is here to wreck house, mfs.

[Twst x Obey Me!AFAB!reader]

CHP.3

CW: Same as before.

PREVIOUS CHAPTER: PROLOGUE 2

FUN FACT: You were just about to remove your unbelievable amount of jewelry and go to sleep when the dark carriage appeared in the middle of your room.

You didn't notice because you were busy tryna reach for your bangles but then you were suddenly yanked by the hair into the carriage where you quickly lost consciousness from the strong sleeping magic inside. That horse got no chill, wtf..

This is one of those times where you need to channel out your inner Belphegor.

Be loveably infuriatingly bratty and murderous at the same time.

Turns out, you were yanked by the hair and shoved into the carriage by that creepy looking horse because you were "chosen" by the dark mirror to attend their oh-so-prestigious college. (Move out the way Harry Potter, there's a new chosen one in town—)

So you decided to stress these fuckers into bringing you back to where their unhinged horse first took you.

You don't have to be a genius to know that if any of the brothers notice your disappearance, there can either be a war or a bloodbath. It's either one of those things or both of them.

So as you were freed and guided in front of the mirror by the bird-man who you've come to find out was the headmaster of this oh-so-grand college that you've never even heard of.. you side-eye the Mr. Boutta-sell-yo-kidneys guy that tried to take your bangles before you faced the mirror.

'...Hmm? Who's this?' You think, as you look at the person half-hiding behind the mirror.

They seemed to be quite nervous as they gave you a small wave, earning them a smile from you.

The headmaster seemed to be confused about them for a second but quickly remembered something as they called upon that person.

It seems that Yuu, quite a confusing name they've got also desires to be sent back to their home as they said they had responsibilities they must fulfill.

Nice.

Twinning with your problems fr.

It's like you two looked at each other and something just clicked.

Like, Omg we're both kidnapped by a school filled with hot men and forced to be their unpaid therapists, Slay gurly~ 💅🏼 sry it's your inner asmo talking.

You decide to let Yuu be the first to face the mirror so that they'll get home first.

Ah, aren't you so kind and patient?

You don't know anything about that mirror, so it's best that you let someone else have a go first to see if it's safe.

Sorry Yuu, we may have clicked but I don't know if I can trust any of you right now.

It's too risky.

If we ever meet again, I'll treat you to a meal in hell's kitchen as compensation.

Thank Belphie for my trust issues.

...

...Huh.. The place that Yuu belongs to "doesn't exist"?

What a strange response... This damn mirror better not give you the same words lest it wants to be melted out of existence via hellfire.

You can see the dudes behind y'all who turned out to be the housewardens of the dorms of this school start whispering to each other like some nosy aunties on a regular sunday morning.

You gave reassuring pats on Yuu's shoulder after they went back beside you, getting a shaky smile in return.

"I'm sure that it'll be okay.. Their dark carriage took you so it must have the capabilities to take you back, right?" You whispered to Yuu, trying to keep them from panicking as you notice their breaths starting to quicken.

"People in distress are prone to being exploited and manipulated by others. Breathe slowly and calm your mind." You lean closer to their ear, rubbing small circles on their back.

Panicking won't help anyone. You had to learn that from experience. Now you just want to make sure that Yuu doesn't have to.

You may be alright with using this new acquaintance of yours to verify the safety of the mirror, but you won't stand by and watch them expose their vulnerability to a group of people that haven't really made a show of good morals they might possess.

As the headmaster guy started going on a rant about how "tHiS hAvE nEvEr hApPenEd bEfoRe" you keep an eye on the five housewardens dudes, seeing as those guys were eyeing you and Yuu lmao💀 like they were looking at some weird... thing.

Except for the shady mf who's looking straight at you with his weird-ass smile.

Really giving you the impulse to sock him in the face again.

(Oh, and also that tablet that kept taking pictures of you thinking that they were slick when you can hear the click every time a pic was taken.)

The headmaster then guided you to the mirror, mumbling pleas for the reflective object to work properly.

"I... I seem to be unable to reach the place that you call home.."

The mirror spoke, troubled and seemingly confused.

Yuu peeks at your face, before paling and trying to get closer to comfort you the way that you did for them, only to full on try to tackle you when you bring out your staff to try and break the damned thing.

If you can't bring me home then maybe I can take your power and do it myself.

MEANWHILE...

"There are traces of what seems to be teleportation magic as well as a smidgen of sleeping magic mixed in, on center of MC's room."

Solomon stated, glancing at the people sitting around the big oval table inside Diavolo's castle.

If anyone else saw the attendance in this little meeting of theirs, they'd have a heart attack.

I mean, when will you ever see representatives of the celestial realm mingling with those of the devildom, the human world and the grim reaper in such a serious manner?

You'd think there's an intergalactic threat on the loose if you ever see their expressions..

But that's the thing.

You weren't there to see them.

That's the problem.

Someone or something took you away from them.

Those connected to you via pact can still feel your emotions and connections through your pact marks but nothing more.

At this rate, they worry that you're too far to reach because they couldn't get to you through their pacts. Where could you be?

The only reassurance they have that you're fine, is your candle in Thirteen's hands.

The last string of reason they have that is keeping them from drowning in their grief and anger.

The burning flame of your candle gave them comfort and fueled their determination to bring you back into their arms.

Don't worry MC, we'll bring you back.

No matter what it takes.

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I'm tryna sketch my MC, but it's taking a long-ass time.

Elae: Hope y'all enjoyed this chapter y'all😊

Don't forget to like, comment, and reblog guys, it really helps me out :3

See y'all next time~

(still tryna figure out tagging)

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I tried to tag all of y'all but it won't work for some reason :c

A lot of fanfics I had the misfortune of encountering, all from different fandoms presents this problem a lot.

Like wtf, I'm reading fics to be able to live a cool, badass, and happy life through other characters (or y/n), not to read myself getting abused in every waking moment by a fictional character I like.😒

Pls, respectfully.

Go to therapy if you have any issues or unresolved trauma in your life.

Don't be traumatizing readers with those fanfics💀

I also hate when they justify cheating and abuse in fanfics because it's ✨rEaLiStiC✨.

No, I don't give a shit if Tobias Rogers (for example) is a deranged, sociopathic, homicidal, arsonist with a body count as high as the Eiffel tower.

I just wanna romance him in peace, goddamnit.

I wanna be able to bring out their humanity even if it's just for me.

I'm not saying that canonically violent/murderous characters should be made into total softies. Just tone it the fuck down.

Also, who in the world romanticizes cheating? Like, srsly.

Alright the toxic situationship abusive baby daddy fwb he gets you pregnant and leaves you and cheats on you and beats your ass and uses you fics have got to stop yall keep romanticizing unhealthy relationships and it's so tired like can we just be happy actually😭 no, simon riley is not a toxic sexist situationship and no he's not breaking their bones and insulting them after sex. It's so lame seeing every masc character get presented as a toxic abuser fwb using you for your body yall have issues you need to work through I'm sorry🙏😭

Love this

Y'all wanna talk about chains? You wanna talk about how much firmer and detailed Alastor’s are compared to Valentino? You wanna talk about how Husk isn't even able to get an inch away from Alastor, while Angel is easily able to tug away at any point? Wanna even discuss how Angel's chains seem to be becoming less former the bolder he becomes?

Wanna talk about how Husk was proud of Angel doing something that he'll possibly never will be able to do?

No? Oh, okay. That's fair.

Pft— Lmao💀

o3o

What do you prefer? Sweet or Savory

and

Rate your basic favorite genre of fics (Rate it 1-4)

Fluff, Angst, Crack or Smut? 👀

I'm a greedy bitch so both💀

•I love fluff the most so 4 (is 4 the highest?)

•Crack has a special place in my heart (3)

•But for the life of me, I can't handle angst. (I'd say 1, I'm already dehydrated enough as it is. I can't handle bawling my eyes out for 30 minutes straight without triggering a health complication.)

My imagination won't leave me alone if I ever read angsty fics and I end up losing sleep over them.💀

But, my rating for smut fics is a secret. hehe😉

Lmao🤣

This is canon to me

Their Yearbook Quotes

Lucifer — Leadership is not a position or a title, it is an action and example.

Mammon — When it comes to random security checks, I always win. Always.

Leviathan — When is this due?

Satan — It’s not enough that I should succeed. Others should fail.

Asmodeus — When life gets hard, you have to grasp it. When it comes, you have to take it on the chin. There’s no such thing as getting off easy.

Beelzebub — The more you weigh, the harder you are to fight. Stay safe. Eat cake.

Belphegor — Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Solomon — Should have burned this place down when I had the chance

Raphael — It’s not that I’m anti-social I just don’t like you

Simeon — So I can write anything here and it’ll be in the yearbook?

Luke — Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.

Thirteen — I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Mephistopheles — Peace out, plebeians

Barbatos — An inch of time is an inch of gold but you can’t buy that inch of time with an inch of gold

Diavolo — “Put something inspirational” — Lucifer

MC — It’s hard being a single mother to seven grown ass demons but I graduated anyway.