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This is canon to me
Their Yearbook Quotes
Lucifer — Leadership is not a position or a title, it is an action and example.
Mammon — When it comes to random security checks, I always win. Always.
Leviathan — When is this due?
Satan — It’s not enough that I should succeed. Others should fail.
Asmodeus — When life gets hard, you have to grasp it. When it comes, you have to take it on the chin. There’s no such thing as getting off easy.
Beelzebub — The more you weigh, the harder you are to fight. Stay safe. Eat cake.
Belphegor — Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
Solomon — Should have burned this place down when I had the chance
Raphael — It’s not that I’m anti-social I just don’t like you
Simeon — So I can write anything here and it’ll be in the yearbook?
Luke — Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.
Thirteen — I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
Mephistopheles — Peace out, plebeians
Barbatos — An inch of time is an inch of gold but you can’t buy that inch of time with an inch of gold
Diavolo — “Put something inspirational” — Lucifer
MC — It’s hard being a single mother to seven grown ass demons but I graduated anyway.
Obey Me! as roblox memes because why not
I wonder if Future!Solomon hide Past!Solomon in there
!! SPOILERS FOR THE NEW EVENT!!
Current event alternate ending be like:
Wow.
It's so freaking apt.
Asmodeus: “Satan beat up a man at the supermarket.”
Satan: “Wow, that makes it sound more dramatic than it was.”
Leviathan: “It’s online, Satan, you knocked him out.”
Satan: “He hit his head on the counter.”
Lucifer: “Wait what do you mean ‘online?’”
Belphegor: “Someone had an iPhone and they recorded it.”
Satan: “Yeah but it doesn’t show what happened before. This guy cut in front of me, called me a bitch.”
Lucifer: “So you hit him?”
Satan: “I confronted him.”
Mammon: “You knocked him out with a bag of frozen French fries.”