48 With Kaito Momota!

48 With Kaito Momota!

Requested by Discord Friends!

48. "You went to prison, AGAIN. And escaped, AGAIN?" From this prompt list!

Kaito Momota x Gender-Neutral! Reader

You laid asleep on the couch, some dumb cartoon playing in the background quietly. You gently stirred at the feeling of the other side of the couch dipping.

Slowly, you opened your eyes allowing them to adjust to the darkness, before jolting upwards once realization hit you.

"Heeeeyyyyy, babe!" Kaito greeted, slightly nervous, as if this was 100% normal. An everday thing. Him coming back into the house, still wearing a prison jumpsuit, when he should be in jail.

"Kaito. . ." you started slowly, "why are you not in prison?" He started sweating lightly, glancing away nervously.

"I uhh. . . escaped to see you. . . again. . ." You sighed heavily, as much as you appreciate the thought, he shouldn't be here right noq. "Kaito, you're gonna get more years for escap--" you stopped abruptly. "Wait, AGAIN?"

He shrugged casually. "Yea, I went to prison a few years back for breaking and entering. I then escaped to visit Shuichi," he finally looked back at you, "I thought I told you before, my bad."

You sighed and pinched the bridge of your nose.

"So, let me get this straight," you started before pausing to sigh again. "You got sent to prison, AGAIN. And then proceeded to escape, AGAIN? Just to see your friends?"

He nodded. He was thoughtful, but he was also an idiot. What were you going to do with him?

"Yea no. You're going back to prison, now." You pulled him up and pushing him towards the door.

"Wha-- but baaaabbbeeee!" he began pouting and whining, similar to a child. It was his fault for trying to set Kokichi's house on fire.

"You need to go back to prison," you pushed outside. "I'll visit you on every visitation day, alright?" He sighed.

"Alright, I love you, (Y/N)," he began walking down the sidewalk.

"I love you too, Kaito."

i got rejected by my crush so 🥳✌️

Hmm could you draw The Host? (Only if ya wanna)

ty for saving for saving me from boredom anon (●’◡’●)ﾉ

‪So um last summer I was in a psych ward and two rules kinda pissed me off. If we didn’t eat everything on our plate we’d be sent to therapy and our closets were always locked.‬ I hated talking and the food was fucking awful. So um anytime I needed in my closet, I would tap a nurse and whisper what I needed, example I needed shoes, I’d tap a nurse and whisper shoes. The nurses hated it so much that they began to pretend not to hear me and it sent me into severe panic attacks.

50 Dialogue Prompts

“Why do you gotta look like that?”

“You've never had a hug before. . .?”

“Don't lick me ever again.”

“Get off of the light fixture!”

“You tried, and that's all that matters.”

“I'm sure they'll love you!”

“What if I hurt you?” (SFW ONLY!)

“Stop being sappy and kiss me already!”

“I’ve never been happier!”

“I won't hurt myself. . . I promise.”

“Hey! Wanna get lunch at uhhhh I don't know 2:45 AM tomorrow?!”

“You know you shouldn't be here, you loveable dumbass!”

“Hahaha I broke my leg lmao.”

“Everything will change one day, I promise.”

“Do you pinky promise?”

“OH UMM YOU LOOK. . . GREAT!”

“BABE IT’S BEEN. . . WHAT 6 MINUTES?”

“Where have you even been?”

“I live in the dump with the rat children.”

“It's been 100’s of years, dude.”

“HOW ARE EVEN ALIVE RIGHT NOW?”

“Listen here, buddy, I've been dancing with the devil for years now. Are you sure you wanna do this?”

“You don't remember me?”

“I didn't think you'd remember. . . but you're here now. To stay. . . right?”

“I'm scared of fireworks. . .”

“B-but. . . I. . . I killed you!”

“Why aren't you mad at me. . .”

“How on Earth did you get stuck in there?”

“I'm not going anywhere.”

“I think it tastes perfect.”

“Why do you doubt yourself so much? I think you're pretty wonderful.”

“I don't have parents. . .”

“I suppose you could sit in my lap until I'm done.”

“Pretend to be my boyfriend/girlfriend, just for a minute. Please.”

“. . . I just confessed my love for you and you really just responded ‘word’?”

“I literally only just met you and I already would kill everyone here and then myself, just for you.”

“Welcome back, how was that party?”

“Which one of you absolute TRASH PIECES forgot to throw the empty milk carton?!”

“Why is the body of christ on our doorstep?”

“What the fuck are you gay?”

“We've been dating for 2 years now.”

“Yo, I think my dick fell off.” (this one is a joke, but still its here. fuck u kori)

“I knew you said it would take a while but I didn't think five centuries!”

“Stop being in denial and just accept it.” (jkjk kori also wrote this one thx babe)

“Bro what are you doing in my shower, it's five in the morning.”

“Dude, if you're looking for what I think you're looking for, than you're digging the wrong grave.”

“BABE, HE’S COMING AFTER MEEE!”

“You got sent to prison, AGAIN. And you escaped, AGAIN?”

“I'm trying to watch the movie, stop trying to suck my dick.” (Male Reader ONLY)

“If you're gonna summon the dark forces, could you AT LEAST wait until AFTER the wedding?” (zac wrote this! hes just so good at writing prompts.)

thank you to my wonderful friends from discord for helping me with the last few. especially tate, kori, and zac. love you babes. i write for markiplier alter egos and jacksepticeye alter egos. i also write for danganronpa!^^

THIS IS HOW I FIGURE OUT EVERYTHING. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WATCH? ENIE MINIE MINY MOE THAT SHIT

UF papyrus: I AM THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS!!!

Y/N: mmmmmmm

UF sans: and I'm sans, sans the skeleton

Y/N: MMMMMMMM

Y/N, in love this both: well, theres only one way to settle this

Y/N:

UF papyrus:

UF sans:

Y/N: enie minie miny mo-