Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).
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Me: *applying Chapstick In My Underwear At Night*Something: *makes A Loud Noise*Me: Hm How About No.
Me: *applying chapstick in my underwear at night* Something: *makes a loud noise* Me: Hm how about no. Not today, Satan.
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