God I Hate Them /aff

god i hate them /aff

He's hiding for an entirely different reason

martyn meticulously crafting his treebark crumbs in his gay treebark lab (his brain) for his classic treebark baiting because he is completely aware of the fandom and what causes him to get more exposure vs ren adlibbing the gayest and most sincere lines live on stream whenever martyn raids him

Every night I say to my family that I am going to sleep early at around 10 PM. And I end up sleeping around 3-4 AM because I lost myself in reading gay fanfictions.

being a pandalily shipper means that technically harry and luna would he half-siblings which i find amazing

Harry being raised by 2 dads, 2 moms, and a fuck ton of queer aunts and uncles >>>

Bro didn't know what straight people were til he was like 14

Him and Luna would sit together and look so confused when a straight couple walked past one day in the hall so they both went home and had to ask wtf that was

hey, i know google is free but jilyserrr here may not know how to use it! so im going to give everyone a definition, in case other people dont know how to use google as well.

“Headcanon is a word used in film/television/comics/etc fandom that refers to something a fan imagines about the characters (such as a scenario or relationship) but that doesn’t appear on screen/on the page.” (Merriam-Webster dictionary)

so, sure, lily and james were heterosexual-appearing in the books/films (their sexuality is never stated outright though, meaning they could be bisexual, pansexual, etc.), but fans HEADCANON that they were with other people. are you still following? we’re not saying that it’s true, it’s just a headcanon we have about the characters.

as for ‘justifying regulus being a fascist’? he escaped the c*lt. he was raised from the moment he was born on these ideologies. they were all he knew. even at school, his pureblood friends reinforced the ideas. and yet, somehow, on his own, he not only leaves the death eaters but betrays them in such a major way that allows them to be defeated. does that make sense? he CANONICALLY left and even turned on the fascists, proving he is not one.

finally, telling people they deserve to d*e over their little headcanons in their head is very fucking extreme, don’t you think? what if someone takes that seriously and actually self-exit? people are actually seriously mentally ill, and telling someone that they deserve to die - directly or not - is so unbelievably fucked up, ESPECIALLY over fictional characters in a fictional world.

moral of the story: if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.

Right time for some problematic shit cause I don’t even care anymore.

Im making this post about a certain post some else made. It’s at the bottom.

So idek if this is problematic but idc cause this person is crazy. First I’m gonna start of with the fact that they said they hate the marauders fandom. Okay? Why r u still here? If you hate it and its ships and head cannons leave. It will be a better place without you.

Secondly I’m gonna say that jegulus is a fictional ship that people made up cause they wanted to. If u have a problem with it block the tag and leave it at that. There is no need to make a post about it knowing people who ship Jegulus r gonna see it. It’s weird and obsessive. Also the fact that some people also don’t understand the meaning of alternate universes is crazy. We aren’t justifying fascist Regulus we are using his character and the small amount of information we have about him to create our own stories.

Also like I said once I’m gonna say it again. If you hate peoples head cannons LEAVE. If people wanna ship marylily and pandalily or partyvan OR WHATEVER SHIP THEY WANT TO LET THEM! It’s none of your fucking business.

And last I’m gonna address the elephant in the room. The fact that you literally said people deserve to die for ruining the fandom. That is just a crazy thing to say and no one deserves to die. This is a fictional world. Also let me remind you JK Rowling is a horrible person so let us have our own head cannons.

Ship Jily idc. Ship Jegulus idc. Ship prongsfoot or Partyvan or fucking bitch killer IDC.

GROW UP AND JUST LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE.

Right time for some problematic shit cause I don’t even care anymore.

Im making this post about a certain post some else made. It’s at the bottom.

So idek if this is problematic but idc cause this person is crazy. First I’m gonna start of with the fact that they said they hate the marauders fandom. Okay? Why r u still here? If you hate it and its ships and head cannons leave. It will be a better place without you.

Secondly I’m gonna say that jegulus is a fictional ship that people made up cause they wanted to. If u have a problem with it block the tag and leave it at that. There is no need to make a post about it knowing people who ship Jegulus r gonna see it. It’s weird and obsessive. Also the fact that some people also don’t understand the meaning of alternate universes is crazy. We aren’t justifying fascist Regulus we are using his character and the small amount of information we have about him to create our own stories.

Also like I said once I’m gonna say it again. If you hate peoples head cannons LEAVE. If people wanna ship marylily and pandalily or partyvan OR WHATEVER SHIP THEY WANT TO LET THEM! It’s none of your fucking business.

And last I’m gonna address the elephant in the room. The fact that you literally said people deserve to die for ruining the fandom. That is just a crazy thing to say and no one deserves to die. This is a fictional world. Also let me remind you JK Rowling is a horrible person so let us have our own head cannons.

Ship Jily idc. Ship Jegulus idc. Ship prongsfoot or Partyvan or fucking bitch killer IDC.

GROW UP AND JUST LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE.