Well Who'da Thunk

well who'da thunk

Watson: Pass me the salt please love.

Sherlock, blushing: Of course.

Enola, watching them: My god, we were never this annoying, were we dear?

Tewkesbury, blushing harder than Sherlock: Nope, never.

THEIR LOOK LITERALLY SCREAMS 'who dis bitch think she is'

PLEASE THEY’RE SO OFFENDED AT THIS INSULT. PEAK SIBLING ENERGY RIGHT HERE. 

Okay, so I'm gonna be giving a hot take right now, and I mean a HOT take (especially on this hellsite that practically worshipped, and still does, Benedict Cumberbatch's Sherlock and the BBC Sherlock show as a whole). But I just have to get this off of my chest,

My favorite version of Sherlock Holmes is Henry Cavill's Sherlock (especially after EH2).

Me: Omg, this is such a great idea. Please let me write this.

My 8 drafts that have been collecting dust for a month:.....

(srsly though, can I write this? Might take some time but I would love to.)

Has anyone made a god au for the mcu?

Like, the gods are amongst us mortals, and they’ve got like followers/worshipers and stuff, and they can like access the information of their followers because they’re gods duh

I should probably specify that I’m talking about an irondad fic. I want this as an irondad fic

The great Tony Stark, god of technology, inventor and innovator, creator of things to further humanity along, with as many followers as people have phones, tvs, radios, and cars. His followers buy exclusively his tech, and the richer ones donate money to speed up his research

Hawkeye, god of archery, whose majority of followers come and go with time, but a select few stick around, devoting their life to the art of the bow & arrow

Vision, god of the internet (whose father is the god of technology, obviously), who gains power every moment someone uses the internet, and IS the robot tracking your info to give you some Useful ads, whose followers meme in his name

Bruce Banner, the god of sciences (he has SEVEN PHDS MAN), who learns all he can and shares it all with the scientific community, whose other form, Hulk, may or may not be a god in and of himself, whose followers all devote their lives to research, some on his second form specifically

Of course there’s Thor, god of thunder, and Loki, god of mischief…

But then there’s just. Peter Parker, god of spiders.

Of course, not very many people like spiders, and those who do probably don’t like them enough to devote any time to the god of them… unless they’re trying to form some weird cult or something. And there’s probably a major population of people that aren’t even aware that ‘god of spiders’ is even a thing? Like there’s probably a Wikipedia page or something that lists every god, but I doubt anyone would pay too much attention to a god of spiders.

Like maybe some people do worship him but it’s probably really weird and he’d be like ‘umm I appreciate that you’re following me, but I would prefer that you don’t sacrifice anyone to me?? Because one that’s illegal and I enjoy following laws and two,,, it kinda makes me uncomfortable so please stop’

So just imagine like. Pete having a rough day getting bullied by Flash about being the god of such a ‘creepy’ thing, when suddenly, a shout from an alleyway! He hurries to investigate and someone’s getting mugged! He webs up the threat and the person he saved is just like ‘thank you!! Who are you?’ and he just panics and says ‘uhhhh I’m spider-man’ and the rest is history :)

But then people start getting interested in Spider-Man so they google ‘is there a spider god’ and then they go harass Peter like ‘hey you’re the god of spiders, so who’s spider-man? You had to have blessed him right’ and like what does he say to that???

And imagine Tony seeing this and being like ‘hey I actually wanted to know who spider-man was too but maybe don’t harass a minor?? Like yeah he’s a god but he’s also a child’ and. Omg I need to ✨stop✨ before I ✨break✨

Tony: Look, all I'm saying is that drinking two, 5 hours energy drinks would give us double the energy!

Clint: Bullshit! It would obviously give us 10 hours of energy. I thought you were a scientist.

Tony: And I thought you had a brain-

Steve: Can we please go back to the meeting?

Bruce: Why are we even discussing this?

Natasha: Because those two idiots don't have a single braincell between them to make a logical thought if their lives depended on it.

Tony: You all clearly don't understand the importance-

Peter, who everyone had forgot was there: Both.

Everyone:...

Tony:...What?

Peter, who has 10 assignments due tomorrow and is vibrating from being high on energy: Both.

*Scuttles off to his cocoon on the ceiling*